Timothy Klopfenstein

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@shitshowshiree it’s feelings like this that will ultimately bring the nation back together

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@lexisbitch6 @ShelbyHagenauer #farmersonly.com

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@_QueenLindsay_ Well this is awkward...😂

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@_QueenLindsay_ Um just FYI, every queen that’s sat on that throne has been a terrible person....

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@lexisbitch6 Was that Bryan?

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@Nicki_Weber To everyone looking at this post with a small amount of ambition to try such a cocktail, let me set you straight.... imagine a thousand pigmy Indians cutting out every tast bud you have with slight after notes of fermented cat....

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@_QueenLindsay_ @WeddingsGoals Some people’s children 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@WeddingsGoals @_QueenLindsay_ Wait, why would one stop eating meat if it was said one’s last day on earth?......

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@Bobbi_12 Ya it’s ridiculous!

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@Bobbi_12 Gotta keep it in the fridge

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Im not sure how I should feel that I was given two sets of chopsticks because I ordered so much sushi but in reality it’s all for me....

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@ShelbyHagenauer Oh so now I’m just “One of Kenny’s friends”? SMH

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@rachelvd93 Good call

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@rachelvd93 Ya I thought that to until I tried to go a day without it....

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