Tim Furness

occasionally shoot the news, occasionally get it in focus. From Sydney but in Melbourne

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@CyberpunkGame Your update completely deleted the expansion off my series X, now I’ve gotta re download that to. Anyone else have this problem? There’s 4 hours I’ll never get back

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@ToshGreenslade @AdeleKThomas Christmas vacation, cop that

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@ToshGreenslade You know how I feel about your fans

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@LeithMarshall What the hell is a queeleithr?

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@LeithMarshall People saying RAT Test must have killed you inside

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

Everyone who Ricky Gervais has roasted at award ceremonies. ‘Wait, we could have slapped him? What the fuck’!
#oscars

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

The Greens sure do love a prop!

[Mark Santomartino @msanto92]

.@ellensandell calling on VIC to following in #NSW footsteps and ban new gas drilling projects. Greens don’t want any off the coast but support off-shore wind. @9NewsMelb

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@ToshGreenslade 🤯🤯🤯

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@LeithMarshall See you for drinks this evening then? 🤣

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

Happy gravy day! Yeah that’s right, I said it. Fight me!

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@tomrey_au *Incomplete

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s not gravy day…… he wrote the letter on this day, the gravy is still made on Xmas day….. your whole life is a lie.

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@tomrey_au Just add flour………… to what? Those ingredients don’t make gravy……… it’s an incompetent recipe. He’s telling us to add the ingredients to something but not telling us what the something is. It’s a big con, no wonder he’s in prison

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@TheSmash_Hit @melanierose666 The omission is a sound, a big big sound…… from the west of the town

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@mikey__jay @crissfresh Sign me up when dem fujis are in season

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@ToshGreenslade Stunning and brave. Just like Caitlyn Jenner

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@Jamestalia75 It’s the parmi v parma debate. If I say either to the man behind the bar he knows immediately what I mean.

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

To all my friends in the media coping abuse, your job is to report the facts, not to be liked… never forget that when they come at you like they do. #CovidVictoria

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Sure glad I let the govt know how much I drink by using QR code check ins to avoid lockdowns. #lockdown6 #CovidVic

[Tim Furness @Tim_Furness]

@CamBeaman @andrewbogut 🤣