Tim the Captain

I stream on Twitch. Expect tasteless jokes, swearing, and "light" drinking. I'll be damned if my crew isn't having a good time.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

Will be heading here. This rat is finally fleeing this sinking ship. #KingdomHearts time.

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Only on #twitch and now, #Bluesky

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[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I'm conquering these cards. Eventually. Maybe today. I don't know. #KingdomHearts

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Only on #twitch and trying to conquer the snow right now...

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I can't seem to get a day off without being sick. Fucking hell. Anywho, we got some cards to knock out. #KingdomHearts

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Only on #twitch

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

People are fucking stupid on X. Packing up for Bluesky soon. Until then, #KingdomHearts!

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Only on #twitch and people can be fucking stupid anywhere, it just seems to attract way more of them on this site.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

Cards. I remember them. I love them. They don't love me. But that's ok. I'll always have the last laugh. #KingdomHearts

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Only on #twitch and procrastinating like it is my job.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

Why yes, I'm somewhat of a keyblade expert, how did you know? Oh, you watched me getting my ass kicked all day? Uh...well, I won eventually. Shush. #KingdomHearts

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Only on #twitch and getting my ass kicked for almost 10 years!

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

Closer and closer to the epic finale. I'm not even confused about the story yet! #KingdomHeartsCoM

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Only on #twitch and getting broken in half.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed, but these seas will calm down soon enough. #KingdomHearts

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Only on #twitch and probably #Bluesky at this rate.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I don't think this is keyblade. It's starting to feel more like a keyton, or like a keyammer. Maybe a keylub? #KingdomHearts

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Only on #twitch and using cards for violence.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

And just like that, one cage opened at the Chapel of the Five Doves.

I wonder...

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[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I'll get around to it! #kingdomhearts

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Only on #twitch and I should just probably post this every day this year.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

Just going to keep playing cards until I win. That should work, right? #kingdomhearts

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Only on #twitch and draggin my feet.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I am the keyper of the keys. #kingdomhearts

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Only on #twitch and jinglejinglejinglejingle...

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

It looks like I might have to take my toys and go home to Bluesky. But for now, #TheQuarry rewind. Make good choices.

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Only on #twitch and fuck Elon.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I'm out of lives. I have to be perfect now. October Overtime continues! #thequarry

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Only on #twitch and going back 2 hours in storyline to reverse a dumb decision.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

October Overtime continues with #TheQuarry!

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Only on #twitch and feeling like I have some control over celebrities...

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

Oh, I'm feeling this. Well, we are in October Overtime! Keeping it spooky! #TheQuarry

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Only on #twitch and stressing out over Tuesday.

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

The Quarry sounds like a fun game about mining stuff. #TheQuarry

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Only on #twitch and...wait a second...this doesn't look friendly...

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I think we are finally going to finish this game since I'm actually awake and playing it now. #Blasphemous2

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Only on #twitch and OH YEAH!

[Tim the Captain @Tim_the_Captain]

I'm all for the second-coming of Carlin. #Blasphemous2

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Only on #twitch and being the best buddy Christ he can be.