Tim The Cat Man 🗿

I tweet unfunny shit | He/They, 20, Autistic | Corbynist 🌹 | Epic: Tim_The_Cat_Man | Discord: Tim Windu#7089 | Switch: 5378-7167-2795 | I say chegg a fair bit

[big rob 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SimpleFacks]

when yer avin a carlin to forget yer problems, but carlin is yer problem

nuff said

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

1 ticket for 1 ticket for
oppenheimer barbie
please 💣 please 💖

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@jayforeman Does anyone else see a weird chicken? Just me?

[July Fest @ClennellMusic]

How amazing we have the BILLY BLACK BAND added to our lineup!!! Fantastic music in a beautiful historic location!
🎶 NOT TO BE MISSED🎶
#northeastmusic #musicevents #music #musicfestival #northumberland #billyblackband

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@ClennellMusic Wow this looks delicious I think I might go

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

#Eurovision is the Armenian girl singing 'I just wanna beagle, beagle beagle'?

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@PoliticsMoments Ed Balls

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

Fuck me that was a scary noise

[big rob 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SimpleFacks]

mite get arrested fer sayin this but dnt care

APPY ST GORGES DAY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻

simple as

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@jayforeman Just watch the quiz broadcast

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I miss my wife

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@VRDABaguette Anyway I think we can both agree that a digestive only takes 1 bite. Whether that be tea, hot chocolate, liquidised hippopotamus or whatever you prefer.

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@VRDABaguette Chocolate already melts in the summer though. If you want a hot chocolate just grab a crunchie or whatever and leave it outside for 5.

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@VRDABaguette Wrong?

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

@VRDABaguette @EvanEdinger Only at Christmas. Tea is a year round beverage.

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

This isn't an April Fools joke I really like to eat at Chick Pizz Food Stop

[Tim The Cat Man 🗿 @Tim_The_Cat_Man]

I really like to eat at Chick Pizz Food Stop