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[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@BruceExclusive Can’t wait for the 2036 iteration of this where pat mahomes is complaining about how no one wants to work service jobs for less than 2026 minimum wage while proclaiming AI and androids an unmitigated success.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

Fantasizing about a season’s worth of a Benson, Helenius, Doan line and how mad every other team would be after playing them. An elite line to matchup against your best and not only neutralize them, but score and then talk shit to your goaltender.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@MatthewFairburn Make it pen and highlighted.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@Matt_Bove Banana bread

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@fuckyouiquit What’s 2x0?

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@2ITB_Buffalo It was open, but it was also closed for a private event. So 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

I don’t think I’ve ever dislike a goalie more than I dislike Dobes. Just an absolute whiney cry baby diving loser. Makes some great saves but man does he make a total jackass out of himself too. Embarrassing to watch him celebrate.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@DownGoesBrown They got outplayed all across the ice tonight and bailed out by an early whistle. But sure.

[The Chartist Formerly Known as Anth @xBuffaloAnth]

They won this game. Fucking robbery. Malengoat should be paraded through the streets right now.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I want to die.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

Actual score is 3-1 Sabres. Cool sport

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

Dear Sabres,

Do something. Literally anything.

Thanks,
Tim

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@xBuffaloAnth ?

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@CMDeDominicis Pay Benson and Helenius. Not him.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

LFG. JFG. FTH.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@SalSports @NateGearySports Goatheads for a reason, gents????

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@marklud12 Must be nice having a top guy actually step up in a big moment

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@ntrider825 I really wish they would but I don’t think there’s a chance in hell Metsa sees any action. They opted for the 39 year old ship anchor wearing a 5 jersey in a series where the other team skates like they’re being shot out of a cannon.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

@lefternco @SneakyJoeSports About 8 of those were to guys left complete uncovered in front the net or back door. UPL makes crazy saves and then lets something under his pad or through his armpit trickle in. I’d rather have the consistency but none of it matters if your entire top 6 is gonna no show.

[Tim Witt @Tim_Witt]

What’s it like to have a top line that scores, Montreal?