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@StolenViolet Harry rushing to his potions lab to make the perfect boyfriend:

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@RiddleMeHarder @hpwrbowdm With a job at the wizard intelligence services, because that's where teens work between school and fun.

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@hpwrbowdm Isn't it interesting how every ship has its own random side character designations and roles, and extra specific rules, and universe tidbits that have nothing to do with the ship in the grand scheme of things? Always fascinating.

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@v0idthing Omg, I misread this, thinking you wanted a doctor who oomfs, like becomes friends with you, until I realised what you meant. 😂

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@Joss_SCh Voldemort would be so smug until Harry enforces the no unforgiveables policy.

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What are your headcanons of what Harry and Voldemort would stipulate to be clauses in their marriage-peace agreement?

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and then he sheds them when it's a fully enclosed little nest house.

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Okay, Voldemort developing snake fangs, plus venom that kills anyone he bites. During the battle, he bites Harry, hoping to kill him but his venom acts as an aphrodisiac for harry. Also his snake scales extend to build a nest for them

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The file is full of photos of Harry and has a live video surveillance of Harry's flat. Harry even sees his housecat nibbling his plants.

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Harry texting his mum, "love you," but sending it to his boss Tom accidentally, then panicking and trying to sneak into his office to get the phone and delete the message. Only when he finally manages to do that, he also finds a file on Tom's phone labelled Harry.

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Tom's animagus form should be Billy Stubbs's rabbit. Anyways after finally managing his animagus form at the tender age of 70, he gets stuck and Harry adops him.

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and then Harry doubling his equipment in the fic, and bam! Now he has two. Harry's writing getting more unhinged, V getting more featured, accidentally emitting aphrodisiac during death eater meetings etc. all thanks to Harry.

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Harry traumatising diary Tom by writing mpreg stories about himself and Voldemort in the diary. Voldemort getting live-steamed info via Horcrux link. Also, Harry making things come true by just writing them. Like V living happily by himself with his normal reproductive organs,

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@hpwrbowdm Sometimes, it's not even "is this abandoned?* It's "this is abandoned". 😵‍💫 Like they decide for you.

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@StolenViolet Harry being in a metaphorical post partum and needing new scarcruxes. Voldemort just using his brain for good for once and making sure Harry gets what he needs. 🫣

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I love Horcrux Harry and Voldemort like any other, but I think an underutilised trope is when Harry loses his Horcrux and needs connection with Voldemort to feel whole again.

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@Joss_SCh I finally have time so 🤞 should post more tomarry 😂

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The toxicity of their connection and need for each other, especially when the Horcrux leaves behind echoes and Voldemort remaining soul "needs" to fill the empty spot, can be so delicious.

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@hpwrbowdm If Tom had muscles, it would have been solely due to carrying that massive ego and self-importance. 😂