Dirk Strider

I should probably update my shit, but then I'd only be fooling myself into believing that you expect anything here of value. Hi, I'm Dirk.

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@tulipa_amarela I don't know how much the GO owes you though so please come let me know <3

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@tulipa_amarela One last shot trying to reach you! Trying to refund your expenses.

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@jayvikzineBR Me and a few others did not receive ours. I sent you the order numbers in DM!

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@tulipa_amarela I'm not done w youuuu come back. I had a question for you :3

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@tulipa_amarela Howdyyy it's Twinkle, can you check the zine Disc? :3

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@HestiaCielReme Hello! I'd love both S1 and S2 please. Thank you so much for this. I had every intention of doing it, but the undertaking was so costly in both time and resource, that I feel like you're owed the world for this <3

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@ViktorFanZine Link at the end of form does not work

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@kayumah_yu_ Can you please check your messages regarding the BR Jayvik zine? We're about to proceed without you.

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Hello peach person! You're probably checking my profile to see who I am. I heard you had great meta posts. May I peek?

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So Viktor could have looked something like this? In a universe where he actually has that hairstyle, Jayce doesn't stand a chance. One tiny smile and he is already on his knees 😅

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@bobbyshitfuck Is this about Jerry Seinfeld?

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@bobbyshitfuck I'm surprised this isn't about me somehow.

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@bobbyshitfuck You'll never catch me alive. And if you do, you're going to have to decapitate me.

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@1amrain Me, or the other me?

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@KryptonTombs Already sold. My chops are salivating at a Pavlovian rate never witnessed before. You're ringing the bell to my wallet, and I, in all of my canine inferiority, have no choice but to beg, drool streaming in ribbons from my maw, for you to take my fucking cash.

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You mean they're different?

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@timaeus_Testify ive lived off artificial orange for so long i bet id gag if i had a real orange

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@bobbyshitfuck I can't believe my own bro ghosted AJ. That's fucked up.

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@bobbyshitfuck I can't fault you for that. That's the best way to live if I ever heard one.