TimAndTex

Just two dudes chilling in a single pare of pants because we fit. TimAndTex on YouTube and Twitch for variety videos and gaming content. Love to see you there!

[TimAndTex @TimAndTex1]

The Australian joining the lord of the rings party -
"you have my Accent"

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Hot take. Luke Bryan has a pretty average country voice for being on the voice.

[CCG | Wolf 🐺 @vwolfsbanev]

Fuck it

100 RTs and I’ll start an OnlyFans 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

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@JustTheTIPpett ball shaving

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If I get hurt on company time, but I work from home can I still get workers comp?

[CCG | Wolf 🐺 @vwolfsbanev]

⚠️ Breaking News

Streamer and DJ g00fballJ0nes13 has officially been banned on TikTok

Reason still unknown

RT for updates

[TimAndTex @TimAndTex1]

My Date: Did you bring protection?
Me (A cashier): Yeah, do you want paper or plastic?
My Date: What?

[TimAndTex @TimAndTex1]

Happy birthday, Grimace @McDonalds
Thank you for your body and your blood.

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You know you're a millennial when your last words are, "I hid my treasure in the..."

[CCG | Wolf 🐺 @vwolfsbanev]

CCG Poker Night was a banger!

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John Witwicky be like:
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm username Ladiesman217

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Syndrome if he was a baker
They're bigger, they're batter, ladies and gentlemen my dough balls are too much for Mr. Incredible
#TheIncredibles

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lactose intolerant people who eat ice cream be like. "Shit first. Ask questions later."

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🥱🥱🥱 @TeamWoodGames When is harder mode coming out?

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Are you a pleasant fucker? Nah I'm a pheasant plucker.

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Zoomers like to brag about how much cleaner their dogs mouths are than humans. Of course they are, your dog just sniffs ass, you eat it...

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If McCaffrey gets injured. Next up for the 49ers qb is the speaker of the house.

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I was playing basketball with some other short kings and this dude walked up to us and asked if we were from Kenya. I asked what he meant and he just smirked said "Kenya touch the rim?"

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Singing to yourself no problem. Whistling sure, but get caught talking to yourself one time and suddenly you're a psycho.
#DoubleStandards

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@vwolfsbanev I did 😔

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Subway worker put so much sauce on my sandwich, I think I got waterboarded by Mayo