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Has been named one of Oprah's favorite things 14 years running. Car salesman to OJ Simpson. Life insurance agent to Kaiser Sozë

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@Bo_Peeep @PinehurstResort Need the full report

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@Bo_Peeep @BarstoolBigCat He’s at the final four in San Antonio. Sorry to bring you bad news

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@Bo_Peeep Shoe in for employee of the month

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@JeffMcDev Grimace shouldn’t look up what’s happened to blooper the last couple Octobers

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@xelaokpohc @onepeloton @BarstoolBigCat skull fucking might be needed here

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@Bo_Peeep I forget to breathe in between bites

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@ohshidt @edsbs

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Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

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@danielgodfrey @edsbs

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@LightsCameraPod @briancgrubb we have another “we’re not so different” sighting

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@edsbs Ann recreates Jared Allen v Johnny Knoxville on a weekly basis in the fall.

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@BlooperBraves In summary:

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@briancgrubb @PulitzerPrizes please consider.

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@MarksLarks @LargeBarstool

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@historyinmemes @treblaw almost football season…

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@ItsIntuition Has @tomsegura been made aware of this??

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@edsbs The reverse video of him looks like a deleted scene from Tenet.

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@formula1god @edsbs

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@FletchHerCox Don’t worry, I follow @ClueHeywood and his takes are breathtakingly worse.

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@MBarkannNBCS Why are you dressed like an oil slick outside a wawa?