Human Teapot

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

Hi @SQLBits love you, but why are all the pilot costumes male and the flight attendant costumes female?

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@jonathancairns @rundisc_ It's smashing innit

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@mrbasil_pesto Those unsupervised wine glasses 🤌

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

Hey Surrey lot, if you're free, come and see me and my genius castmates in some snappy fringe theatre tonight. They're very good.

[Guildford Fringe @GuildfordFringe]

If you want to see some theatre at the end of an evening, but only have half an hour, 'Late Nights Shorts' is for you. Three complete plays - just 10 mins each @StarGuildford on Fri 30 June & Sat 1 July https://t.co/XuiWj8PQGK

[Guildford Fringe @GuildfordFringe]

Plastic dinosaur fights in a sandpit, a tricky decision in a wine merchants and what does a late night visitor to a surburban bedroom really want? Three plays in just 30 mins on 30 June & 1 July at 10.30pm @StarGuildford in 'Late Night Shorts' @Guildburys https://t.co/QsaDo8S1zs

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

We just don't know.

[Looks Unfamiliar @looksunfamiliar]

Why isn't Look Around You better known than it is? It might be a parody of a specific type of science programme but it's done in a way everyone can 'get', and with jokes that are basically the joke equivalent of earworms. Thanks Robert and Peter. Theter.

https://t.co/mtnLhnVCjU

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

Around and about at #guildfordfringe June 30 - July 1? Come over to The Star for 3 punchy little plays starring 4 talented actors plus me.

[Amy Putt @AmyPuttVoice]

3 plays to make you think (& laugh) while you drink!Im honoured to have been cast in this. 30th June&1st July,The Star in Guildford https://t.co/lcIfv69WHY #tenminuteplays #guildford #guildfordfringe #fringetheatre #guildfordtheatre @Guildburys @ExperienceGford @GuildfordFringe

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

Now do prison.

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

It's never a bad night when @JoQuailCello pops up

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@FrogCroakley Thanks Nate!

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@fellfromfiction @mincemeatlive Listening to it already but skipping Dear Bill because it's TOO MUCH for a friday morning.

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@alice_g27 Are those crocodile moccasins?

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@nickswhite I am absolutely convinced that Heart Shaped Box was Nirvana's attempt at a Bond theme.

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@deanjohnsonuk Spilsbury from @mincemeatlive

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@fellfromfiction @Lazbotron "Has your person killed, and will kill again?"

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@claz0r Ludicrous

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

Called it (every year since 2014 and am finally correct)

[ArcTanGent @ATGFestival]

⚡️// 💥 ANNOUNCEMENT! 💥 We’re proud to present our FINAL ArcTanGent 2023 line up...and we’re stoked to reveal that Devin Townsend (@dvntownsend) will headline the final night of #ATG2023 🎉

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@fellfromfiction Great wall 10/10

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@SQLBits Trains. Or cheese. I'm passionate about both.

[Human Teapot @TimBSpeaks]

@eggsbened @_bridgetheatre @GhDMusical You can hmm all you like, but the rhymes and rhythms and structure flow perfectly in context.