Tim Pike

[Tim Pike @TimCPike]

@TwitterSupport how do I report an account trying to sell sex? Can't see an option for this or isn't it against your terms of service?

[Tim Pike @TimCPike]

@SW_Trains Next stop Woking is really not helpful.

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@SW_Trains 16:50 train just failed to let passengers off at Clapham. Confused people now stuck on a train they don't want to be on. Help.

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Just met a pandemonium drummer on the stairs (the t-shirt gave it away) and exchanged some reminiscences from four years ago.

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@Virgin_TrainsEC Cheers. I'll make myself comfortable in Kings Cross! Can we transfer the seat reservations?

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@Virgin_TrainsEC let down by Grand Central - told to use your services with our ticket. Can we use any train to York?

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@SW_Trains Toasty! But I'm not sure that this should be a morning to have the heating on full!
(7:29 Dorking to 8:24 Waterloo).

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@pikebrewing can you start stocking some French bars? It's all lager out here!
(And some UK ones for when I get home)

[Tim Pike @TimCPike]

@pikebrewing could you help with the beer choice for the tandemistas who make it to the top please!

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This conference has taken an unexpected twist. https://t.co/V0faHM2t82

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Cesira Urzi Brancati highlights a correlation between numeracy and having sex in old age! #correlationnotcausation

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Pistes? Where we're going, we don't need pistes. @Hemsedal_ski

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@charlottebarnes @Iain_Houston will swap for my planned evening of applying a second coat of white gloss to some bookshelves.

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@fechtbuch the gits. Thanks for spotting the cause of our tech failure though.

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@Iain_Houston either that or the rest of us were drinking.

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@Iain_Houston I think Martin must have been cheating.

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@SW_Trains thanks for the twittering. It's the only way to keep up! Train announcements have been nonexistent or indecipherable.

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@fandrews @SW_Trains that'll be another announcement that hasn't communicated anything. But at least we are moving now.

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@fandrews @SW_Trains hey, you stuck here too? I think I have as much clue as to what is going on as the train crew.

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@Iain_Houston the malt loaf, the butter or the both?

[Tim Pike @TimCPike]

@BryonyEvens @Iain_Houston we left him last night ready for a training ride that was now a little closer than he may have originally planned