Gilli Nissim

Happiest when embarrassed, TV writer #TheOtherTwo #APBio, performer on @WinslowUCB, host of We're Gross.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

It would be so fun to have you on our show!!!!

[Earwolf @earwolf]

Have you done something you've never told anyone & wanted to get off your chest? We want to hear about it on next month’s "Earwolf Presents series: We're Gross w/ @Time2GetGill & @wakeupwithjacob"! Write us or leave us a voicemail, links below 👇

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

Batgirl before being called a Good Batgirl and after being called a Good Batgirl.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

We're Gross is 8/5 at 10pm @ucbtla! @wakeupwithjacob and I are really excited to see you https://t.co/UwDZfDFmue

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@ShawnRyanTV I loved The Night Agent, and photobombing your strike pics. Thanks and sorry.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@TesstifyBarker @AmySilverberg As a former hater, I also enjoy the Nike App. I either mock the guide so much, it distracts me from the running, or I actually like it and it makes me feel better and also I'm running. Also, start by going so slow. Like almost a bouncy walk.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

the way she's like, "wish I could... beEEEEEEEeeeeEEEE" is the prettiest and makes tears spring, no LEAP, from my eyes every time.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

I voted YES on the WGA Strike Authorization Vote for many reasons but mainly because my sister makes a salary of over $300k with benefits at a streamer for SCHEDULING the shows my colleagues CREATE #WGAstrong. PS. Mom is on our side.

[Daniel Kwan @dunkwun]

It's about writers getting their fair share.
It's about maintaining a healthy middle/working class of writers in our industry.
It's about showing our collective strength as new tech threatens to take away our leverage.
Vote YES on strike authorization.
#WGAStrong

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

This Sunday @WinslowImprov is sharing the stage with an incredible line up of Chicago's finest. Ya gotta come! https://t.co/6G0VFvZllu

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

Sincerely pitching underwear with cup sizes. Would be good for everyone, I myself am a 32A in the butt.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@BrynnaCC Brynna! This brightened my day significantly, thank you! I love how much you love your interests, your sincerity, your thoughtful humor, and if we're talking dogs your one-eyed Cutie cannot be beat.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

Me thinking I'd be in another relationship so fast after becoming single again

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@manoagapion Z-Bop was the best friend you never had.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@motelflower 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫����🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫... yes!

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

I'm not really a fan of mints which is why I prefer to have After Dinner Nachos

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

After some thought, I want a long and skinny dick. A bumpy one. One that looks like playdough when you roll it out with your hands as far as you can without breaking it.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@manoagapion Mano I gave you the Brownie Brittle. You are still in my house. I'm looking at you and the Brittle.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@heyjustin One of the greats! A true talent! Some might even say a human cartoon!

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

Man from an app asked me to send bikini pic so I sent one of Miss Piggy then started texting in her voice which made it easier to flirt with confidence and wait, I might actually be on to something...

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

@elizaskinner The worst. And on top of everything, she's never around to give her the what for.

[Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill]

Last Night Me threw away old food she thought Today Me wouldn't be willing to eat. But she was wrong.