Timeless False 🇳🇿

[Timeless False 🇳🇿 @TimelessFalse]

@Devsthetix 20 pullups and 2km run in the same post 😂😭

[Garan no Gabimaru☭🇵🇸🔻 @thatgoltcommie]

Israelis anytime they tweet:-

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

China probably watches us like reality tv

[Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin]

Twitter Republicans in 2036: You think you're entitled to ramen every night when you wont even eat your bug rations? No wonder you still live in a pod.

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

Dudes will say this and then call communists dumb

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Objectively good reading of the film, not sure why it's even kind of controversial

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

When your grandpa is choking in his sleep but everything in his closet is genuinely archive

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

I'm imagining a dystopia where everyone is fed yearly dystopia films to distract them from the fact that they already live in a dystopia

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

One of the most evil things imaginable to me

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

NEW: 🇨🇳 China's nuclear fusion research has completed a massive magnet weighing 582 tons.

The goal is an "unlimited energy" artificial sun.

They plan to start the first power generation by 2030.

A safe, CO2-zero ultimate energy race.

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

can ppl please for the love of god just take climate change seriously

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

That 2 week stretch in June when there were 4 World Cup games every day

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spain earns its second World Cup title after defeating Argentina.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

France and England pointless third place match for no reason:

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

the day of judgement

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[Matt @stealth_riot]

His girlfriend who what

[JosinaAnderson @JosinaAnderson]

Pullitzer award-winning tweet.