Michael Beauchamp

Definitely not a PA to @Master_of_Earth

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

*passed out over his desk, exhausted from doing all his own work plus keeping the Empire running while @Master_of_Earth is away*

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

Well, what do you know...it was my birthday yesterday and I didn't even notice. I've just been so busy the date slipped my mind...

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

Ooc: Re: #NewTimeLordEmpire data for website RT @Zyrieen: @TimelordPR Oh lord! Sorry. Email it to me, [email protected]

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

Ooc: Apparently @Zyrieen is compiling #NewTimeLordEmpire information. But how do we send it?

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@Master_of_Earth *braces himself for demat* For the Empire! For the Master! For the universe!

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@Master_of_Earth Of course sir. I shall see to their care personally. Will that be all, sir?

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@Master_of_Earth @CptStrudwick I'm sure the Captain should be quite capable of keeping two unarmed amateurs in check.

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@CptStrudwick *nods to the 'clerks', who quietly fade into the background, managing the ship* Of course you were.

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@CptStrudwick *snorts* Better late than never, I suppose. How kind of you to join us at last.

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@meta_crisis *looks almost concerned as the medics carry him out, making a note to check on him once this was resolved*

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@_MarthaJones Oh, so he deserved to die screaming in pain? That was mercy, Miss Jones. You should feel privileged to witness it.

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@Master_of_Earth I shall prepare an announcement, sir. Or would you perhaps prefer to announce it yourself?

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@_MarthaJones Why so distressed Miss Jones? He was already dead, he just hadn't finished breathing yet. You… (cont) http://deck.ly/~mzipb

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@Master_of_Earth Thank you sir *replaces the gun in its holster and indicates for the medics to attend to @meta_crisis and @Niraead*

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@Master_of_Earth *calmly pulls a small pistol and hands it to the Master*

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@Master_of_Earth Yes sir, they're already on their way - ah, here they are *indicates the medics entering*

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

*smiles as the lights come back on, the Valiant coming back to life on its secondary systems* Return to orbit. Medical team to the bridge.

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

Now perhaps we can have a slightly more civilised conversation. Divert to backup systems, reinitiate engines. All stations stand by.

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

@LostTeaboy *several 'clerks' pulled Ianto away from @meta_crisis and back towards @_MarthaJones and @ERSwitch, guns trained on their heads*

[Michael Beauchamp @TimelordPR]

ooc: LOL @Axelsrose @Niraead XD better figure out what's going on...