TimeMuphin

Watch me stream games @ listen to me talk about anime with my friends on the podcast Pretty Fly For a Senpai. [email protected]

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

Friends at 10:30AM CST Saturday, and Sunday. Also at 6PM Monday and Thursday: "We want to watch some degenerate shit.

Me at 10:30AM CST Saturday, and Sunday. Also at 6PM Monday and Thursday:

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

@lite_thespark Seen a car with a blue lives matter flag and a "Choose Wisely" sticker in their back windshield that is half rebel logo and half imperial logo. Like, y'all really dont realize you chose the empire?

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

@BrandonMileski Darnold's egg is absolutely scrambled right now.

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@Nan_dre_ Hades, Risk of Rain 2, Brotato, Slay the Spire, Balatro, Ravenswatch, Nuclear Throne, Binding of Isaac, Enter the Gungeon, Dead Cells. Easy enough "just beat the big bad once" requirements, but most have more if you define "God run" as "beat the hardest thing here."

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@GiggukAZ Bunny Girl Senpai is the most "I'm 14 and this is deep" anime of all time. It's white knight, self insert fantasy that tricks people into seeming smart and deep because every arc is explained away by saying "quantum mechanics" a dozen times.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

If you don't like either candidate, then vote third party.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

My wife think this is what Balatro is when she hears me and @SharkwellTwitch talk about our runs.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

hit me 🃏

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

@max_oats Blood Golf 2000

https://t.co/C7ds19Yqpv

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

"I think you'll find that hell is in my bedroom and I make love to my demons every bloody night, so don't worry [...] you can just watch" might be the coldest shit I've ever heard.

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

A Timeless Toni Storm segment... in COLOUR?

Holy crap, this might be the best promo Toni has cut after embracing this gimmick. Tremendous stuff.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

@deadmeatjames I want this so fucking bad.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

"Our games are getting more realistic using AI!"

*posts fake game screenshot with a skinwalker and a paragraph of text that no human would ever say.*

[Ubisoft @Ubisoft]

Conversations with in-game characters are getting more real!

Presenting our research project, NEO NPCs, a new kind of NPC that uses generative AI to really talk to you! Discover how our team of writers and developers are coming together in this exciting experiment: https://t.co/atCHIumxDf

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

The wreath after sitting still between level 85-86. Gained 4.75 levels after picking up the XP on the ground.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

I broke it... #DeepRockGalactic #DrG #DeepRockGalacticSurvivor

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@FundayGamesdk @GhostShip_Games 65 minutes. The wreath of XP grows. Got my +20% Beam Range upgrade. AFK mode is fully online.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

@Evidious515 You're lucky I was already on the toilet watching this.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

@azlekayn Facts.

Also, when I'm sitting yelling, "I don't know what the fuck they're doing! :(" They are also saying "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. :)"

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Sometimes, taking care of a friend who's down on his luck requires investing in a maid's costume.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

Car might be down for the count. Just feels like it's impossible to get ahead of life's problems.

[TimeMuphin @TimeMuphin]

Early contender for "Wildest Thumbnail of the Year"