Jordan 🦇

resident squarebrain

[Jordan 🦇 @TimewornCypress]

@LilNasX $TimewornCypress
I cant stop listening to this 😭😭 you made a masterpiece

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

I bought my girlfriend a label-maker to stay organized and I just found a label on the back of my shirt that said “Dumbass”

I literally been wearing this shirt everywhere for 3 days.

This means war.

[ira ✧ @fyodorai]

do NOT bother him he's reading!!!!!!!

[Dahlia ⚢ @duhhitsDahlia_]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

[🌙 Popgoth 🌙 @popgoth_]

middle aged women on tiktok are literally on another level of consciousness than us

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be

[Jordan 🦇 @TimewornCypress]

I got my shirt in the mail finally and I feel like @IAMTOMMACDONALD would be very proud of my day off vibe this evening
#hangovergang

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

We live in an endless SNL sketch

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

YO 2020 I JUST SAW SOMTHING ON THE INTERNET I REALLY DIDN’T AGREE WITH.

Then I didn’t interact with it and moved on with my life and never thought about it again.

Try it sometime.

[Aris ᓚᘏᗢ 🌸 @Bloopmedes]

Low-effort but this's been stuck on my mind for a while.

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

Here’s my best imitation of literally everyone in 2020:

“Yeah, let me just jump on social media and see what’s cool to be absolutely outraged about today.”

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

Sometimes you filter your photos.

Sometimes I use auto tune.

I won’t be mad at you for being ugly.

You don’t be mad at me for being a bad singer.

Deal.

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

The PS5 is hideous and that is why I love it.

[Nadia // ArtHead Creations @NadiaDiazofAHC]

@thethirdernest I introduced my friend @TimewornCypress to your channel and we managed to come up with a simple drinking game, while realizing what faces, sounds and gestures means- good music.

#thassabar

[Nadia // ArtHead Creations @NadiaDiazofAHC]

I made prints of my friend’s album cover I did for him. He’s not able to walk for grad this year, so I thought this may be a good small surprise. And they turned out so good😭
#music #indie

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

How is everyone going so crazy in quarantine? Did y’all lose those fidget spinners you were raving about all of 2019? 🤔🤔🤔

[J Michael Tatum @JMichaelTatum]

Gus’s selfie game outclasses mine by a mile.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

I’d nominate this for an Oscar.

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

In honor of 4/20...here’s a pic of me DESTROYED the last time I smoked weed 😂😂😂

HAVE A GREAT ONE GUYS!!!