Tim Field

[Tim Field @TimField1]

Spilt porridge on my suede shoes...the irony of the cure is unbearable #FirstWorldProblems

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Cut my head on the corner of The Louvre today #ParisFauxPas

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First day of school vibes #NewJob

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Dropped a ramekin on my cafetière and it broke #TheStruggleIsReal #MiddleClassProblems

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Easy jet appears to be running a crèche service. Early morning flight from Brest full of children #AbsoluteHell

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Beloved pooch has died and it's set to be my most 'liked' Instagram of the year. #harrowing

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Its 2325 and there is the most overwhelming smell of perfume wafting through my window. The streets of Battersea are getting fancy.

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Only just got around to watching the #BieberRoast they should definitely do this instead of our election debates #FarageRoast

[Tim Field @TimField1]

Stop charging me @Uber when your drivers cancel my ride! #refund

[Tim Field @TimField1]

Sunday night insomnia is the worst.

[Tim Field @TimField1]

It's changed! There is an evil mastermind behind this. #TheDress #blackandblue

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The dress is without a doubt white and gold. Everyone has lost the plot #TheDress #whiteandgold

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You know when you're so full of ramen, you can feel it sloshing in your belly?! #shoryu #ramen

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Thanks @GAILsBakery for this awesome lunchtime treat #gailsdelivery #foodcoma

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A child is destroying my sand pyramid. What would a Mayan do? #wwamd #mexico

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Mexico is gr8 #ruinsselfie

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Shrunk my favourite jumper #devastated

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Health is better than wealth #paris

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Anyone want to drive me to Paris? The @EurostarUK is broken. #paris #eurostar

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Has anyone else been disappointed with @stradatweet response to their complaints?