Tim Govers

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[Tim Govers @TimGovers]

here’s a cosi livs tip i just learned from my infant daughter: save money on eyebrow piercings by smearing your face with broccoli debris. unlike hats, shoes and sunglasses this will remain in place for weeks and even months due to the astonishing adhesive property of baby spit.

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POV: your dad’s gone and taken you and the dog to the pub on a thursday

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@DuncanMcNab I went to the launch. Very underwhelming.

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oh this is a trad dad account now

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it’s honestly exhausting having a perfect child because the parents of normal children make horrible comparisons they’re too tired to hide and i have to take time away from enjoying my perfect child to make up flaws

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@DuncanMcNab That Chinese place was the best - a lot of the waitstaff are now at The Eight in Haymarket.

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@DuncanMcNab The Joanna Lumley one was hysterically funny

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@ElizabethKamel @adorablegov That was already awful as a kid in the 90s. Unbearable now.

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@DuncanMcNab Just a rando SoHo cafe today.

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I’m in Manhattan and not only have I been enjoying drinkable coffee, I’m being served “mate” and “no worries” right and left. The Australianisation of the USA is almost complete.

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@sueytweets Congrats on the new wheels. I hired a Polestar for a road trip in WA earlier this year and loved it. One of the best cars I’ve ever driven.

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i just saw an ad for a daimler pictured with a jaguar leaper on the bonnet on a hitherto perfect sunday afternoon for goodness sake

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please someone buy my car so i can exit this purgatory that is marketplace

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Logically which animal could take on a full grown male lion?

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@maximum_chips good job on the crap, my boy

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@DuncanMcNab My favourite bar. Really enjoyed your talk on Sunday night too, Duncan.

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it’s doggone Friday already

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lunch was not until 2 today AND i STILL had work to do. i don’t recall the details of the videos about modern slavery i had to watch during corporate training because i was making coffee while they played and only showed up for the multi choice quiz but do i have a case or no?

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happy Friday tô all who celebrate

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@senatorbabet Shush! 🤫