Tim Hajek

Just a dog looking for a woof to live under.

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How many people eat all 3 flavors in Neapolitan ice cream in one spoon full?

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“If u choose to hoot with the owls at night, then you can’t fly with the eagles in the morning” -random guy on a commercial

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Just as a seed needs fertile soil to grow… Your dreams, goals, businesses, ideas, and aspirations need freedom to exist.

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Following curiosity is easy.
Utilizing it is hard.

I don't think it has to be used. But it's undeniable. People who do great things are often obsessively curious, and find a way to harness that curiosity to change the world.

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Almost watermelon season 🍉

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Movie ideas part 1: Staring a penny that lives in New York and is always tales side up. Whoever picks it up dies a horrific death. They penny keeps finding its way into the hands of its next victim. Willing to selling this idea to Hollywood for $1,000,00 cash.

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Easy routes and shortcuts often leads to destinations not worth arriving at

[∩ @zachpogrob]

There are no superhumans, just humans who believed in themselves more than you.

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You know what, I’m about to say it. If you don’t put your shopping cart back in the rack , your a Beta.

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Nobody is above the law...unless your a billionaire then the rules don’t apply.

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Where’s all my life long bucs fans out there. I can’t be the only one.

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Snow blizzard essentials includes having a girlfriend, a hot chocolate machine, and a hot tub. I was not prepared for this.

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So much love for all the people behind me, saying thank you isn’t enough. Much love to you all

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You dictate your life outcome, regardless of who is president.

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I toss my pain with my wishes in a wishing well

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There should be an app where single people can meet one another.

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@KodiLarson If the trail mix has raisins toss it out, you got the wrong mix man.

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@sourstripscandy @MaxxChewning Well either one of these girls would be alright with me

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How am I supposed to tell if the girl I saw at Walmart was cute if she had a mask on? Not that I was gonna talk to her anyways but would have been nice to know. #scaredofwomen

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@psemm_ While I do respect your opinion I will say that you are wrong, but I would say that they are less superior melons but do have there time and place

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What’s better?