Mr. Snips

I'm gonna ride, I'm riding free, So come along, let's go along, Come on let's journey with me…

[Mr. Snips @TimInTheNorth]

It ain’t for the money, it ain’t for the glory, it ain’t for the free whiskey... it’s for the ba-donk-a-donk...

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Happy 4th of July to you, Happy Independence Day to you and Happy 250th America 🇺🇸 🦅 🎆

[Brian Kelly Killed a Kid @BrianKellyKills]

Wind wasn’t moving enough today #BKKAK

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Riley Green FIRE WARDE MANUEL @ljcasonlover]

If I’m in a room with Hitler bin Laden and Warde Manuel and I have 2 bullets

I’m shooting Warde twice

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

US Soccer's incredible improvement can only be attributed to one thing:

President Trump's transcendent leadership.

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Priestess of Khonshu 🌘 @gnosis_mma]

He can not even change it to 17-1 because he can not open his iPhone with face ID 😭

#ufcfreedom

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

A guy getting around 30% support got 0 out of 24,000.

Astronomically small probability of happening.

Impossible.

California no longer even hides it.

Doors need to be kicked in.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

I don’t really care for the World Cup, but I do hope Trump does B-2 Bomber fly overs at every Iran game in the US.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

Aaron Rai’s parents still quietly livid that he isn’t a doctor.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WOW!!!

Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic!

Pac-Man is back.
Salad bar is back.
Red cups are back.
Booths for families.

"I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."

[Christian Stegmaier @cstegmaier]

Assuming Ted Turner’s funeral will start at 7:05 pm.

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

As a human being... I'm repulsed.

As a betting man... I'm intringed.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines https://t.co/j4u213YiJq

[Mr. Snips @TimInTheNorth]

LIV Golf 2022 vs LIV Golf 2026

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Shot President Trump, Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Shoot Trump Again, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro, Tried To Shoot Trump A Third Time, (cont'd) https://t.co/xtK8yqxvzK

[Michigan Truther @scumbag_unit]

Good thing there aren’t any fans of both Michigan State and the Detroit Lions to get upset about this since none of them could’ve graduated from the Detroit Lions

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

It was actually Vrabel’s interpreter that cheated