Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

Division 1 Republican Hater. Love my kids, my wife, and my husbands. Detroit sports are the best sports.

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

WHY THE FUCK IS JAHMAI JONES BEING PINCH HIT THERE??? IS AJ HINCH RETARDED?

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

Yikes

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@FoxNews Now show how hard he got booed you spineless fucking losers

[Jason Benetti @jasonbenetti]

The world lost one of the most hilarious, joyful, thoughtful guys out there.

There’s way too much hot sauce in heaven today.

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@KenPaxtonTX Go fuck yourself you criminal

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@tigers Then why the fuck would you take him out dude what are we fucking doing

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@tigers What a fucking embarrassment

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@kleeskii_x @OkieFBfan Shut the fuck up you dumb pick me

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@the_det_times Fantastic manager dealing with some awful injury luck and unbelievably bad pitching. He needs to change up the bullpen completely, but if we get rid of him it will be the dumbest Tigers move since hiring Al Avila.

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@tigers @WatchDSN @971theticketxyt GET A FUCKING WIN FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

There needs to be a serious reckoning in Detroit dude. AJ Hinch should be answering some tough fucking questions soon.

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

Jesus Christ send every fucking pitcher we have to North Korea and set the bullpen on fire and fire every coach we have into orbit #tigers

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@tigers You're my favorite team on the planet and right now watching you play makes me want to dive into a wood chipper please stop being fucking horrendous

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@tigers Please for the love of god spend some money on the fucking bullpen instead of trotting out some of the worst unproven arms at the big league level I've ever seen. Emanuel De Jesus might be worse than me in high school

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic”

Fox News’ Sean Hannity makes it pretty clear: Trump comes before everything, even over his religion.

It’s a cult.

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

LETS GO KEVIN MCGONIGLE

NOW THROW A BILLION DOLLARS AT SKUBAL CHRIS ILITCH

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico @TimJohnBobBill]

@BrilynHollyhand What are your thoughts on your cult daddy praising Allah on Easter Sunday you fucking bootlicker?