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@TheRebelPatient @SecKennedy This lady’s brain: “Zero people using seatbelts die from being thrown from cars in accidents. Two people a year drown in accidents where their car ends up underwater and in their panic are unable to remove their seatbelts. I urge you to not wear a seatbelt!” 🤡

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@JesseCharlesLee @joshtpm And they thank everyone for the clicks and RTs.

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@queens_parents You live in NYC. I do too. If you think this doesn’t happen, well be grateful you live in NYC.

There’s a bit of a thing going on where women post little notes in public female only areas reminding others that their vote is secret: https://t.co/DDbMXaYxeR

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@mike_petriello Stroman comes in after Jasson Dominguez’ arm gets tired.

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@reverandglenn @jonbecker_ Ohtani has also sucked this series even before the injury. I think they’re both still awesome.

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@_dennis_system Total clowns. Must be the rare Yankee/Jets fan combo. 😂

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@tangotiger @oldhockeycards I don’t think this is insane but i’ve never seen it discussed or proposed: All replay reviews should be at normal speed! There should be no slow motion review! If it can’t be seen in normal speed it should not impacf the call! Who’s with me?

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@Boston_2019_ @AlJenko98 @FlyingKulau @yitgordon Well since you can make smaller trucks that do everything needed you can just delete your nonsensical tweet now.

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@RiverAveBlues WTF is Dominguez sitting there for? Try him over Trevino.

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@billscher Lol. Can’t tell if this is serious or a joke, but I’m leaning towards joke.

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@VickieforNYC “Fighting everyday for my community, except those in my communtiy who don’t have a car. Those people can f*ck off.”
-Vickie Paladino

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@joshtpm I ❤️ the “I wanted to be there that day. This could be me!” responses.

Yep. You thought Congress should be forced by violence to “save” the country, but you had a hair appt & they charge $15 to late cancel. “I’m ashamed I’m less insane than this couple & knew Biden won!” 😂

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@90minsofmadness @MarkGoodge @bushontheradio Of course this is what he is saying. Take the damn thing off you have no ability to sense where your backpack ends and you are smacking the world with it when in a crowded space.

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@BrendanKutyNJ Use the MLB app to stream the game and you can set the video broadcast to use either team’s radio broadcast for audio.

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@_dennis_system True.

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@ZackMorrison18 You can just be dancing right now and hate him tomorrow though? I recommend it.

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@ImposeCost It’s like “hey i’m too busy to type so i’m transferring the labor and attention requirements to you. Enjoy.” Nah man nah.

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@ImposeCost One of the rudest things you can send to someone. If i wanted to spend time listening to you i’d take your call. Complete violation of texting ettiquette unless a valid reason given before sending. The worst!