Tim Kelleher's Ego

You're a little bitch.

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Will Timmy get any love today @patkelleherusah? Probably not, but not many people who lay the foundation do... 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Timmy is a big fan of the #PolarVortex, keeps his @budlight extra cold even though they never have time to warm up with my drinking pace. #thankyounext

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

As Timmy dusts off the cobwebs from another stellar Christmas, couldn’t help but feel like It’s a Wonderful Life and seeing what I’d look like if I stopped crushing the gym and went to only @budweiserusa. A scary world indeed...

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Merry Christmas everyone. Timmy cleaned up today, what a morning! Kids won’t shut up though, need a @budlight like you read about.

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Sunday Night Football, nothing better. Sup @carrieunderwood? Timmy’s DM’s are open....

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

The @NHLBruins made a big mistake this morning, Halak has nothing left in the tank. Luckily Timmy has his cell phone charged and is patiently awaiting a call from the other 30 teams in need of my services.

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Shake it off Phil, don’t listen to the haters. Timmy is behind you. I’d of done the same thing except I’d of driven the green, shotgunned a @budlight and proceeded to tip-in for par.

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Timmy is excited for Shinnecock this weekend, the official start to the Summer of Timmy. I abide by the 3 B’s of summer- Buds, Beaches and Bitches. Let’s goooooooo @budlight

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Wayne Newton, SHEESH!

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Tiger let the pressure get to him, he’s weak. You want pressure? How about 3 beers left at 6pm on Mother’s Day? That’s pressure....Pray for Timmy

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Espen Knutsen / Mike Gartner #bucciovertimechallenge

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Sister Mary can take a hike. I’m tired of the attention she is getting. Need more backup goalie coverage. #respect

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Timmy is getting a little tired of this weather to be honest. However, on the bright side, saving some money by keeping all my Bud racks on the deck and not in the fridge #GreenTimmy

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Timmy is starting to think Tiger is back. Some people ask about Timmy making a comeback, but, how can you come back if you’ve never left?

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Shake it off @Fergie, it’s not like people watch the NBA all star game anyway. Nothing a couple Bud Lights can’t handle. Call me 🤙🏼

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

This half pipe skiing is awful, are we just letting anything be an Olympic sport now? Wake me up when the a solo Bud Light case race is a thing. Timmy will be gracing a Wheaties box soon thereafter. 🥇

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

I hope everyone celebrated responsibly this Presidents Day. Timmy wants to send a special thank you to the OG, GW. Solid chance I put the trash out the wrong day but it’ll be more Bud Light cans for the scavengers next time around. You’re welcome.

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

@patkelleherusah is going to need to mix in a tan hanging with those two. Tell Kim Jong I said “Sup” https://t.co/jIJkxIYWqk

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U.S. Men’s Team coaches Tony Granato and Chris Chelios, along with USA Hockey Executive Director Pat Kelleher cheer on the U.S. Women against Finland. #teamusa #winterolympics

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Timmy is ready to settle into the couch this weekend, rinse beers and watch curling. Big fan of the rock, the hammer and of course the guard. Will we see a Hogged Stone? We better.

[Tim Kelleher's Ego @TimKellsEgo]

Timmy is being told that Malcolm Butler missed curfew last week. Can someone tell me what a curfew is? Timmy doesn’t follow the rules, he makes them.