Ryan Timko

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

@BuschBeer @tjchristopher3

[Jason Friesen @jasonfr66]

Cartman brought his little guy to work today! 😆 was thankful for the change table. Apparently needed a little more wind.

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

@20Skylar @NGuggisberg You wouldn’t lose ha

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

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[Ryan Timko @timko40]

What not to do on a Sunday funday. “Wreck your buddy’s sled is the number one answer

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

It’s 2:49 pm and the nine floor is already sticky

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

If you’ve never got in a brawl with a squirrel on top of a bin 10/10 would recommend it shit gets wild

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

I’m going to be 50 and still blaring music when I shower

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

“I hope I have and ugly daughter” @kathrynnasby 😂😂😂

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

“Dude she gave me her maiden name” 😂😂😂

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

There’s nothing like slamming a pizza at 3 am with best friends though

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

Have you ever wondered what dogs dream about

[Kole Ruml @KOLED_as_ICE]

Alexa, how do I shave my ass?

[Ryan Timko @timko40]

I got a phone call saying my significant other signed me up for life insurance, long story short I couldn’t stop laughing

[QUEPID🐶 @_Daminator]

My friend said this is “getting back out there” after a long relationship I’m dead. https://t.co/BqPpnF61nH