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Updates of Tim and Koko's life

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Does anyone know a place I can submit party themes? I have a "pickup line" themed party I really want to have but I'm not one to throw parties in my current living situation.

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Today in Sportsball: the NFL has decided that this weekend's Rams v Chiefs game will no longer be played in Mexico City due to the field failing to meet playable standards. Pour one out for every fan who booked travel and will not be getting any sort of refund on that

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Today in sports: shitty dodgers fan tries to stop opposing team from throwing ball back into field of play

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@ChopstickFriz Ended up taking the faster train so I could get drunk in a shorter period of time.

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Do I take the earlier train that takes longer to get home (7 minutes) or wait 12 minutes for the faster train? I have 2 beers for the trip

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@areed07 #FOFF, the poll has character limits

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What's worse: not re-racking your weights, or using a machine and letting the weights slam loudly every time you finish your set?

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

#sundayathobs @HobsonsChoiceSF

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Connor Mcgregor’s whiskey tastes like shit

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Please heart this if you did not know that some men's bathrooms have televisions and/or urinal controlled video games

[Courtney Parker @courtneyp_91]

My uber driver farted and didn’t roll the window down. 4 stars.

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

I just got back from the velcro store. I didn't buy anything... Everything was a total rip off.

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Thoughts on a variety pack of @WhiteClaw being referred to as a "zoo"?

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

That look when you've now popped in 3 national parks #movintocali #riptimko

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The Browns and @TimKoUpdates have never taken an L in the same night 🤙

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@Everyone. Tim and I have over 8 pounds of meat inside of us. @BigTexan

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Jennifer went to the store. Asked if I wanted anything. I said yes and asked for Laffy Taffy, a turnip, and some broccoli. Do you think she's going to get me these items?

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

I have decided that five hard seltzers is now known as a "bear claw"

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Out of four unknown test subjects, options “B” and “C” won. “B” won 2nd place and was unveiled to be Seattle’s Best. “C” won 1st place and was unveiled to be a secret source of an Italian blend. 2/2 #Coffee4Dayz

[TimKo @TimKoUpdates]

Hi Tim i was instructed to inform you of the results of my company’s coffee tasting event this morning. The stakes are high, as the results of this vote determine the source of liquid energy that will be fueling my office’s productivity for the foreseeable future. 1/2