Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳

Est. 1993 / Former Chef 🍲/ Married to @antoniablanda / Sports Betting Enthusiast / Hopeful Idiot

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

@JeffPassan Correct answer: Me cause I got both of them on my fantasy roster 😎

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

@elisahamnn @antoniablanda At least my parents like me

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@elisahamnn @antoniablanda I guess that makes me a whale eater, you fucking loser

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@hicasamadim 72

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Another reason to hate the Mets. Just wasted $20 on an inedible pastrami sandwich that was chewier than a boot

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

Phillies need to just take the L and cut Walker.

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@DirtyBubbleBets Good luck 🫡

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes.

I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting.
She sighed, doing her makeup. “Girl, doesn't it bother you? You’re young, it's Friday, and you're just watching a man sleep. You deserve the princess treatment. If he really wanted to take you out and show you off, he would.”

I looked at him. I looked at the dark circles under his eyes and the laptop still open on the coffee table.
What my friend didn’t see was that earlier that week, he had quietly taken over two of my biggest bills so I could afford to take a lower-paying job that I actually loved. He had been pulling 14-hour days for months, absorbing all the financial pressure so I could finally breathe.
I didn’t argue with her. I just calmly said,
“He is giving me the soft life. The soft life is me waking up without panic because he goes to war every single day. I’m not going to punish him for returning from that war exhausted.”
The line got quiet. I told her to have fun, hung up, and draped a blanket over him.

The internet has completely warped our idea of what love looks like. It has convinced women that "princess treatment" means endless aesthetic dates, constant entertainment, and a partner who operates with infinite energy.
But a man cannot simultaneously be in the trenches securing your absolute safety, and have the carefree energy of a guy with zero responsibilities.
I realized that night: The ultimate luxury isn't a man who takes you out to be seen. It’s a man who makes your life so incredibly secure that fiercely protecting his rest becomes your biggest priority.

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

@WanderingBearCo Hi, can you guys please keep the Banana Bread flavored Cold Brew year-round?

I was not ready to start 2026 seeing that flavor removed 😭

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

Who would you start in your championship?

Dak vs Commanders
Hurts vs Bills

I’m stumped.🤔
#fantasyfootballquestions

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

Eagles offense showed zero urgency on this drive before the half. I miss when this team played with some fire

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

What the actual fuck.

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MY DAD IS STAYING IN PHILLY 😭

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

@joeorrico Which Defense should I start:

Broncos or Browns?

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

My WR room after the draft:

Ja’Marr Chase
Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Tet McMillan
Emeka Egbuka
Deebo Samuel

My team is 4-7. Next season I’m prioritizing RBs 😂

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

@joeorrico 4-6 roster but I have Irving on my bench so if he comes back next week… watch out!

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico]

4-6 fantasy teams…

time to activate

[Ricky Spanish @FgcRicky]

Big 2xko #2XKO_EKKO #2XKO_YASUO

[Tim Leonard 👨🏻‍🍳 @TimLeonard11]

Sports that I believe are the most rigged (in order of most to least):

NBA
NFL
MLB

Between players’ stats being adjusted after the game or not being counted during it, I always felt like Vegas was making a lot of calls. Tim Donaghy said himself, refs are told what to call.