Tim Morrison

Operations Manager @ Cottage Comedy

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

New Charlie Sheen Netflix doc drops tomorrow - @MainOffenderPod weighs in

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

2024: “I’m betting on myself!”
2025: “It appears I’m a bit of a degenerate gambler…”

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

@Demosthenes9_1 Naw my wife and her mom are trying to cock block nana on the booze

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Great Grandma needs a box of wine at the nursing home and we’re away on vacation. The family doesn’t think I should Door Dash that shit to Nana and I’m about to fight everyone!

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Watch out illegal Mexicans, Dean Cain has Ixnay Vision

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Accidentally punctured a beer can while packing for a family day trip so I shotgunned a brewsky in front of my wife and kids in the driveway. “Now Let’s fuck this pioneer village up!”

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

The time I roasted Dustin Diamond AKA Screech from Saved By the Bell - @MainOffenderPod !

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Since everyone’s still talking about this Epstein List -

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Some #standupcomedy from my 2024 comedy release “Running Rampant” - White Cab Drivers

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

#Toronto friends I will be headlining @YukYuksTO comedy club this weekend Friday/Saturday! https://t.co/0SqZLbuRPv for tickets!

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Welcome Back to Canada Mike 😂

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Thank you for your service

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

Dad’s out drinking with his friends tonight, honey

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

“Sure I’ll go back to the room to get the sunscreen you forgot…” smashes 3 beers

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

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[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

#Toronto next month I return to one of my favorite clubs headlining @YukYuksTO April 4-5 get your tickets here! https://t.co/eNbjb5wGfV

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

My Sperm is C+

LIFE streaming worldwide on @netflix now.

[Fight Stories Podcast @FightStoriesPod]

New Fight Stories episode just dropped with former Flyers/Hawks All Star & legendary fighter Behn Wilson! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE! Fight Stories - Ep 75- Behn Wilson - The Grip of Steel
https://t.co/ssshpZDPyd
#Flyers #Blackhawks

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

LIFE on @netflix March 4th.

2 more sleeps. We’re watching as a family. 🙏

[Bobby Easter. @bobbyeaster90]

The fuckin boys are back baaabbyy!.

@tylermorrison1 and @JohnMoses coming into your ear holes with another banger episode of @FightStoriesPod .. go follow all three right now.. do it, you won't..