Timm

politics, drag queens, Britney Spears, real housewives and food. All things @kimpetras. #BLM #FreeBritney #TransLivesMatter

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This is the best fucking day of my life. My own personal whoo ahh. Thanks @kimpetras @MrSasspergers @anjepenera

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@wearejoybird is a joke. The fabric and cushions on a $3,500 sofa is trash. Stretched out, sagging, and faded just 15 months later. Replacement cushions are almost 2k and the warranty o purchases covers nothing. What a scam.

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@AmarelCharitas @ihatejoelkim That’s creepy as fuck.

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@kissontheporch The comment section is delulu…even by Twitter standards. I want someone to put it over the opening of Perfect Strangers or some other 90s sitcom.

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This spooky lube holder collab by @bathbodyworks and @kimpetras is giving me death! Yaaas @SwissNavyPride #totl #totl3

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I get so mad when I think about how we were robbed of a #hotcity summer in 2014.

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@ihatejoelkim Jewel calling Ann Coulter a cunt crosses my mind at least twice a day.

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@kimpetras Bitch, where you been?!

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@kimpetras These bitches…

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@kimpetras

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How come vapes from @gopuff always come burnt out? 😭

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Need Shakira to perform Ciega Sordomuda at the Helen Keller Foundation.

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Demi Lovato singing 'Heart Attack' at an event for women with cardiovascular problems 💀💀GOOD BYE.

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@theestallion @warnermusic

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@nosmokenomore The way she’s being so condescending to the assistant is gross

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Another episode of #TheTraitors and Sheree has giving us absolutely nothing.

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We need a Problematique remix featuring Countess Luann.

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Is this supposed to make us hate Monica? I’m cackling. I love her even more. #RHOSLC

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@Celebirteas And it’s absolutely Thousand Pieces

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If Kelly ever tells you “you’re such a beautiful girl….” #rhugt4

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I can’t stand Angie BUT telling someone they “look like a trampoline with eyes” is the greatest housewife insult since slut pig. #RHOSLC

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@Celebirteas PUSH PUSH PUSH