Timmy two Tokes

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

AN ICE AGENT TORTURED A MAN TO DEATH, THEN COVERED IT UP.

AN. ICE. AGENT. TORTURED. A. MAN. TO. DEATH. THEN. COVERED. IT. UP!

[Rabble @BTudbubble]

This is why the fossil fuel industry is so desperately fighting renewable energy infrastructure in the US: renewable power works.

[Isa @isaguedezo]

Hope that blonde giant destroys them I’m so serious

[Brian Lewerke @brianlewerke14]

“Your beer’s too cold”

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Don’t come for me, but I think food trucks need to find their way back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants.

[Wemby Central 💔 @WembyCentral]

It’s hilarious that they’re gonna try to make a player who’s only eligible for the team via birthright citizenship a symbol of the Trump admin. Genuinely we live amongst cattle

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Ser Rebullah McHernandez @revconundrum]

BEST FUCKING TWEET OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Adjusted for inflation, profits are up 53% since 2019. Real wages are up 2.8%. Profits grew 19x faster than wages. Seems sustainable.

[Lance Lachlan ✌🏻 @lancelachlan]

Mamdani’s approval rating is now above 60%, making him one of the most popular politicians in the country. Voters increasingly say he follows through on his promises, and more Americans are taking notice of his leadership.

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

$50k can buy a new car, $50k can clear student loans for some, $50k can be a down payment on a home. It absolutely is life changing money.

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

[guy selling hotdogs for 100 dollars] it’s official. Nobody wants hotdogs anymore

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This bar in Scotland, they’ve spent the morning decorating it Mexican style 🇲🇽 😂