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Rated: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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I've listened to so much Yellowcard this week that I probably deserve a red card.

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Wanna feel old?

The Shins is now considered classic rock

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Also, this week was my anniversary
Love you babe!

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MAR10 day, 311, Pi day and Friday the 13th ALL in one week. I can't handle it

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@jennydjames This is exactly what a robot would say
You must be a robot

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March the 4th be with you.

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Just saw Knives Out and despite everyone calling it a great murder mystery I think it's a fantasy movie because **SPOILER** the hardest working person ends up becoming a millionaire.

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Reese's pieces don't contain chocolate

Therefore they're not dessert

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@_erinhanson Less Phil Collins
More Hunger Games

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Same energy #Oscars2020

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Watching Kobe memorial and all I can think is, "Look at all those eff'ing balloons! Don't they know that Helium is in short supply?"

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@tarngerine @3dfordesigners This is the first time I've heard someone mention Textio that wasn't a Seattle area tech recruiter

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@GoogleStadia @JosueSie27 This is what I used to tell my mom when she asked when I was gonna take out the trash

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Lost 20 minutes reading a thread of various ways to get DiGiorno pizza delivered

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@j_alldredge iPhone 4 case program

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@j_alldredge https://t.co/B7jahLj0Xd

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@unormal 90% of that is because you have it on the floor

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@ballpointcarrot That was always my favorite airport code joke.

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@ballpointcarrot What are you gonna be doing in France?