Tim Duncan

Parody account of the classiest player in the league, Tim Duncan.

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

I can't remember what it feels like to be sober

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

@DGreen_14 Where did you park my car last night?

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Manu is fryin a chicken in the kitchen an me an @WOAIWEATHER are rippin lines of coke like bobby brown did off Whitneys dead body! #15lines

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Just saw Bill Simmons jerking off in his car in the @attcenter parking lot @BillSimmons

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

But first gonna call up Bill Simmons wife and ass fuck her till she cries #lebroning #tight #NBAFinals

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Rough Loss... time to get blackout drunk and break into @SeaWorldTexas #BingeDrinking #NBAFinals

[adidas Basketball @adidasHoops]

90 degree heat couldn’t slow down Tim Duncan. Finished strong with 21 points on 9 for 10 shooting. #teamadidas

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Can't sleep... guess I'll drink till I pass out

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

High AF

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Less than 24 hours until I'm Tim Duncan my nutsack in Chris Bosh's mouth

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

#PregameCoorsLights

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Time to sober up before this game!

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

@GKardish_1 I was a psychology major at Wake Forest

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

9 game road trip, 27 hookers

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

31 years ago, on this day, I lost my virginity to my 1st grade teacher.

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

@GKardish_1 @MeestaGreg I've never masturbated once in my life.

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Rewatching Bonerjams '96

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

@TimmyCDuncan @PenguinAds

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

What the fuck is this ? #shopritecar

[Tim Duncan @TimmyCDuncan]

Creampied a stripper last night