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It is what it is

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When the patient promises you a soda at the end and he actually gives you a bottle of soda💀

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Glucometers were invented in 1970.
Medics before 1970:

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@Sadicktalez @LycamobileUG This is very true

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If you are unlucky even a cold potato can burn you.

Acholi saying.

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Female friends be like 🗣️"I don't know how I can ever thank you"
Like really. You don't know 🍑🍑💦💦

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Matthjis De Light has played for a different manager every season.
16/17 Peter Bosz
18/19 Eric Ten hag
19/20 Maurizio Sarri
20/21 Andrea Pirlo
21/22 Massimiloano Allegri
22/23 Julian Nagelsmann, Thomas Tuchel
23/24 Tiago Motta, Eric Ten hag

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When I die. Bury me in a Westham jersey coz I may come back

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Boys who eat Ice cream

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We beat Man UTD 7-0
Man City:👇👇

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Am going to miss Uniforms at campus
Fort SOCCO:

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Some funs be recovering peacefully then they hear mbu today is 7th of March

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You feel stress because you are not doing enough of what is most important 📌

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Treat Chelsea funs well now so that they can have mercy on you in there coming times of glory

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Med Students: Cancer of the liver🤝
Doctors: Liver cancer 🤝
Dr Nicholas: hepatocellular carcinoma🤦🏼‍♂️

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Mutugulire yoo ka Mannitol📝

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Her: Hun am hungry
Me: Impression;
1. Hypoglycemia
Plan📝;
1. Do RBS
2. IV D50 100mls BD× ⅐

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When I hear someone still in the GOAT debate😒😒

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Referee after the World Cup final

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Tubadde tusabba ku more playing time🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽

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Messi qualified for Quarter finals
Ronaldo funs:👇👇