Tim Sikora

I chase dreams that change faster than Cleveland weather

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

Sweat is pouring as I try to make a decision within 10 seconds. #Bandersnatch #BlackMirror

[Cher @cher]

I’m sure I put on 500 lbs
In the last 2 days

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

My goal is to finish 3 paintings before the new year!

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

Emma Gonzalez is a force we all need to stand behind. Speak it out and proud sister! https://t.co/FTayrcC99x

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Their echoing chants of “enough” and “not one more” weren’t solemn — they were seething. None, perhaps, more so than Emma Gonzalez. https://t.co/0eWu1DCveT

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

Much like owning golf clubs is having the intent to golf, owning a gun is having the intent to kill. Gun ownership is premeditated murder.

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

You too drunk to tell if you're smoking of rolled cigarette or a joint

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

I have better relationships with my neighbor's pets than I do with my neighbors

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

I do not care to bond with your boyfriend of the week.....

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

I'm on track to losing all my friends by the end of the week. But here comes the IDGAF train now! Choo Chooo

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

I've said it since day one, and I'll say it til this hell is over; NOT MY PRESIDENT.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Every past president that is still alive needs to come forward now and denounce Trump and advocate for him being declared unfit for office.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

One good thing about that abomination of a speech: it's now impossible for any Trump supporter to pretend they don't know what he is.

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

You're more beautiful than Cinderella, my roommate tells me as I'm going into the bathroom to take a dump.

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

Ooh you can hear the burn still sizzling! https://t.co/9qfWLALBLk

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Truly, whom amongst us can forget Trump ordering the killing of bin Laden? Or Obama bragging about barging in on naked beauty contestants?

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

Parents love notes

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

I bet no future president will get boy scouts to boo you @realDonaldTrump because that's a completely classless act. You're trash.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This needs to be a Hallmark card.

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

Do you think people realize the moment they slip up and I figure them out, or do they still think I'm clueless

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

3rd night in the hospital, but I love this night nurse. Yes, fudge my pain number to give me the more powerful meds. You the real mvp

[Tim Sikora @TimmyDances]

Some doctors are just clueless