Tim

Life's a garden, dig it ⛏

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@SUBWAY just paid 16$ for the beast it comes with 6 thin slices of meat and one cheese slice split in half. Not even a 1/4 Lb of meat for 16$. I will not be returning.

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@NHL @espn @FDSportsbook crazy how I pay for all the subscriptions but can’t watch a fucking game because I don’t have location. So worried about blacking out games I pay for that I can’t watch the games I pay for. Fucking ignorant and why sports are being ruined and less follow

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

Fuck all streaming platforms and @NHL @StLouisBlues @FanDuel pay for your stupid app and can’t watch the fucking game. Explain that

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

Tell me how I have 4 sets of joycon controllers and can’t play a two player game on the switch. @NintendoAmerica shittiest controllers ever made.

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

Get on twitter and don’t see people I even follow anymore. Half the time it’s political post in my notifications that have nothing to do with me. Use to have twitter for real info and funny memes now it’s trash.

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@TheNotoriousMMA Might as well retire with the last of your name that means something

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@TheNotoriousMMA You had maybe a month where that wouldn’t be argued. Now it’s just a what could of been statement

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Politicians Should Remember This:
🚨🚨🚨

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

US flag code decrees that the American flag must always be in the dominant, not subservient position.

Joe Biden “Commander and Chief” defaced the American flag by flanking the alphabet cult flag at the White House today.

The enemy is inside the castle walls.

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

My coworkers disprove evolution theory. I doubt there’s a monkey as stupid as they are

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@dc_mma dick ride Simon more. Soft ass take downs giving you a stiffy

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

You should obviously pick up your dogs shit if it’s not in your yard. But the bags claiming they are “green” are still plastic, the “green” option is to leave it and let it fertilize the ground.

Crazy, don’t get sold on “green” options with out common sense.

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@jakepaul if you rematch him, keep your fucking head up and quit the dumb ass clenching. It’s boxing not porn

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@jakepaul @tommytntfury get a motel room and fuck already.

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

@StLouisBlues is a dying team. Trade all these players who are flourishing with their new teams. Same players, same skills, better environment.

[NHL @NHL]

Ryan O'Reilly is really loving Toronto, eh? 🎩

[NHL @NHL]

Ryan O'Reilly is really loving Toronto, eh? 🎩

[Jo Jorgensen @JoForLiberty]

3 Unidentified Flying Objects and a spy balloon in less than a month.

Are they all from China?
From Aliens?
Or Just a Distraction?

Furthermore, do you trust our government to tell us the truth about them?

[Verdict @VerdictMMA]

Alex Volkanovski defeated Islam Makhachev on the Verdict Scorecard.

#UFC284

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

Rigged #UFC284 did fucking nothing and won. Volk all day no way in hell are them score cards right

[Tim @TimmyGswerve]

Well @StLouisBlues finally did it. Had a Stanley cup/playoff team and one by one ruined it. Idk what you’re thinking but you can’t build a team off of what’s left. Gave all that money to Robert Thomas who will never be a playmaker.