TimmyShaef

“Yeah, I know”

[TimmyShaef @TimmyShaef]

@AmazonHelp The apology is appreciated but when “unforeseen circumstances” arise at a reliable “near every order” they’re no longer unforeseen they’re systematic failures. Especially when a paywall, or time req had to be met to secure a delivery time that in high probability won’t be honored

[TimmyShaef @TimmyShaef]

@amazon Stop advertising 1-day/same-day if you can’t deliver. I meet the cutoffs, pay extra, then get “delay” emails instead of my order. Delays now outweigh on-time deliveries—feels like false advertising.

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@McDonalds The last few times I’ve ordered Happy Meals for my kids you default up charge me for larger sodas. 1st time I thought maybe it was a fluke but I asked a manager and she says I have to special request was is advertised as normal. That seems like shady business to me.

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It’s TV’s biggest night! I’v got 2 different views of the red carpet going and the Emmys start in 30minutes #emmys2018

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Don’t get your hopes up for tonight. I am a watch a show 2 years after the fact when the whole thing in on Netflix guy. I don’t know who most of these people are 🤷🏻‍♂️. #Emmys2018 #notintheloop #whowatchestv

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Yes I am watching the red carpet for all of you out there wondering... #Emmys

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As I google performers ages it makes me feel dumb about thinking sometimes that maybe I am just too old for my rock n roll lifestyle #rocknrolllifestyle #saltandpepper #saltnpepa #BBMAs2018

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Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop Kpop #kpop #BBMAs2018

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Kelly knows how to bring it. #KellyClarkson #BBMAs2018

[TimmyShaef @TimmyShaef]

Sometimes when I look at male country singers I confuse them for the people I see modeling my clothes in the store ads. #countrysingerormalemodel #BBMAs2018

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Is Janet Jackson taking us to church right now? #praisebreak #BBMAs2018

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OMG Janet Jackson forgot her name in the middle of her song... #gettingoldishard #BBMAs2018

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“One of musics “biggest” superstars” hehehe #seewhatheydidthere #BBMAs2018

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Taylor looked like maybe she thought someone was pranking her. #justanachievementmontage #gratz #BBMAs2018

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What do you suppose the confetti budget is like...? #BBMAs2018

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I wanna have #DJKhaled s job. Shout things and throw money at people. #livingthedream #BBMAs2018

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#DJKhaled #sobossy I love when them mic be #bedazzled #BBMAs2018

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#everyonesfavoriteginger always an awards show favorite. #edsheeran #BBMAs2018

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BTS are kings among men. I am just so fascinated by how much people love them... #kpop #godsamongants

[TimmyShaef @TimmyShaef]

I apologize for all the typos I have or will make tonight. #timetravelapology #futurepast #typomachine #fingerstoobigandclumsyforphone #BBMAs2018