Timmy Teflon

Music, cricket and drinking! Can’t catch won’t catch, angry ginger, future ACC legend, clearly a parody.

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Not posted for a while, therapist has suggested I should relax more. So I am back, calmer, older, wiser. Still think that @kevinmitchell11 should utilise the unpredicatibily of @p_i_g_g next season ahead of either himself or that old sling-armed codger! Failing that bowl Hayley

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@kevinmitchell11 @AshburyCc @rjminton @bob_vincentACC I’d have done more but I’ve got a bad foot.Not sure I mentioned it, you know me - I don’t like to make a fuss!

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@AshburyCc twitters a bit quieter tonight? @kevinmitchell11 used up his cunt quota last night? #accmagic

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I wonder if @kevinmitchell11 was swearing in his sleep like I used to? #angryman

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@AshburyCc It’s ok Marlborough are a nice bunch who may replace them!

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So how many C words will @kevinmitchell11 use?
Would have been closer if @rjminton wasn’t such an expensive bowler #accmagic

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Looking forward to @kevinmitchell11 doing the @AshburyCc X this evening! I though I got angry but geeeez! #accmagic #howmanyballs

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@AshburyCc Even with a four day hangover I’m better than most of this team 🍻💪🏼

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@AshburyCc No coincidence, I play and we win!

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Still pissed off - how can that Travis Head wannabe @rjminton take wickets bowling that trash, yet nothing for me despite that spell!
And don’t get me started on the umpiring - Ebad thinks he’s had it bad……! #nevertouchedit #accmagic

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Never doubted Zak Crawley - up there with the chef in my books! #Ashes23

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He didn’t give one middle stump against us, but gives that! #Ashes2023

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Crawley needs a 50 minimum bairstow needs a 50 minimum #Ashes2023

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Can't wait to be 19-2 #Ashes2023

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So many this wicket no balls #Ashes2023

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Ohhh Jimmy Jimmy #Ashes2023

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@AshburyCc 🙋🏻‍♂️

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@AshburyCc I make an appearance and we win - no coincidence #formistemporaryclassispermanent #accmagic

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Well that was a bag of shite, should have stayed at home and worked on wrist position and strengthening! #accnotsomagic

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@bob_vincentACC @AshburyCc @UtdChurchesCC @rjminton At least @p_i_g_g is maintaining standards - another drop! Heard he avoided the post match drugs testing because they targeted @NewCalum who’s performance was out of character #accmagic