Tim Ney

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@GilbertLuebayv the original audio was literally better in every way

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龜仙人這幾天又回歸台中榮總急診室
他剛剛還肉身擋救護車
看到路人嘗試想幫他是好事
畢竟他們不知道他是誰
如果知道他是誰還推他回急診
我真的會想罵 畜生畜生

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@KeniaLinnemann tell me this isn't perfect without lying

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@GuillermoCfjl straight up one of the best things i've seen today

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@WillianSmalt Does she post stuff like this often or was this a one time thing

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離れてる時は「娘何してる〜娘に会いたい〜🥺」
と言う割には家にいる時はコレ。 ぜんっぜん意味わからん

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@TemekaBrunywzk hold up, pause at 0:13 and look at the mirror. what is that

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@EarleWalstgs2y This is the most confusing 15 seconds I've ever experienced on this app

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I treat every kiss like our first and every breath like my last.

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@KeeshaDreic5r3 if content was a currency this would be a million dollars

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"No longer shall we be plagued by that false god!" Another joyful shout joined the first, more cheers soon following. Creatures of all kinds, winged, horned, some not human at all, celebrated their hard-earned victory.

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@TamaraHafer 10/10 for effort, but 4/10 for execution. Sorry not sorry

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🐬 La Flandre a annoncé la fermeture du dernier delphinarium de Belgique d’ici 2037. Situé à Bruges, l’établissement devra reloger ses dauphins et se reconvertir progressivement. Dès maintenant, toute reproduction ou importation de nouveaux dauphins sera interdite.

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로또에 당첨된 사람들. 생각해보면 매주 로또 당첨자는 나오는데 왜 나만 안되는지~ 먼가 손뻗으면 닿을 것 같은 그런 친근함이 있는데 말야. 주변에 로또당첨된 사람 봤어?
난 살면서 한두어번 봤는데,
로또당첨되서 일 그만둔 학원 선생님 봤고,
지인이 2등 당첨되어서 그 돈으로 성형수술함!…

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AYnd hearing that the ending is a bit sad I’m also scared for that too.ouTube that I’m following along a bit but not spoiling myself of the ending + stuff here on tumblr a bit) and I know the biologist and chemist are going to be kicking my butt.

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Idk what to do I'm friends with this girl who's 11 and she keeps insisting I kiss her so I do and I'm 15 so I think it's definatly weird but idk how to say no like it's no excuse off my end ig it's wrong either way but I just want help we have a mutual friend that I want to get

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台灣時間7月26日晚間8點36分發生有感地震 根據氣象署資訊，這起地震震央位在新北市雙溪區，絕對位置為北緯24.91度、東經121.8度，震度3級的區域為宜蘭縣頭城、宜蘭縣宜蘭市、新北市汐止區、台北市、新北市、桃園市、新竹縣關西、花蓮縣西寶、台中市德基、苗栗縣後龍。 Translate…