Embassy king

simple, fun loving and without a doubt never boring #chelseadiehard #lifewithoutregrets

[Music Vibes ✨ @GcHa229831]

1996: Jim Carrey didn’t act, didn’t tell jokes… he just did the head dance and instantly became a legend. Still cracks me up every rewatch 😂

[Learn Computer @learn_computerx]

LAZY SIDE HUSTLES YOU SHOULD DO.

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

but what can potentialy "IT" be??
a spirit/energy?
an animal of sorts?
an intruder?
an insect?

[Graphic Contents 🔞 @graphiccontento]

Very unfortunate incidents caught on camera 😱

[Kentah Gwanjez @GWANJEZ]

Kids today will never understand how big this song was

[Priya Kashyap @kashpriya834]

Work from home opportunities ☑️☑️

[Mastery Mindset @_masterymindset]

He literally explained 5 tips to become insanely rich.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

life is literally a constant cycle of losing your spark and then finding it again

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

Lock in for 6 months, watch your life change completely.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

5 practical self-defense techniques.

[Daily Fitness @DailyFitHQ]

Learn how to fight. Train this today💀

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

I still wonder how we were colonised

[Domo Vang @Domo_Vang]

This is evil and how players can make a woman obsessed This is for the average guy who’s cute and wants to LOCK IN her attachment Ladies, now you know the play

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«We were too young to understand»

[Legion HQ @LegionHQ_]

🚨🔵 Chelsea new stadium plan...

This is gonna be the best in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 💙 https://t.co/Artw70PXbb

[Embassy king @timngashN]

Life in Africa 10x better for Africans https://t.co/ffeUAghEkd via @YouTube

[GISTE @ggiste]

If you have Ksh 10 Million and you want to build rentals.

Instead of using your money to build those apartments

Buy a 14% IFB. Every month you will be getting Kshs 116,667

Go to the bank. Use the bond to secure 90% of the value of the Bond.

You will get Kshs 9 Million. Negotiate for 18% interest payable for 10 years. Every month you will be paying Kshs. 162,166.

Spend Kshs 8 Million. Iyo Kshs 1 Million tumia kuongeza interest rates mpaka mjengo iishe.

Receive Kshs 116,667 from Treasury Bonds. Top up 45,449 from the Ksh 1 Million umebakisha.

With Kshs 8 Million you can buy land ya 3 Million in a satellite town and build Bedsitters za Kshs 5 Million. With 5 Million you can do 15 Bedsitters.

Lipisha rent ya 7k. Receive Kshs 105 Million.

Every month utakuwa unapata a total of Kshs 222,000 and pay loan ya Kshs 162,166. Ubaki na around Kshs 60k

In 10 years utakuwa na your Kshs. 10 Million from Treasury Bonds na property worth another 10 Million.

That’s for those who value mambo ya Manyumba.

Wengine kama sisi. Unaweka 5 Million Treasury Bonds, unaweka 3 Million Equity Fund, unaweka Kshs 2 Million kwa special funds.

Every month huwezi kosa Kshs 350k

Lakini as I said. Pesa ni yako ufanye vile Unataka nayo.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

You can actually afford to breathe and enjoy life kiasi,

50% Needs = Sh 50,000
- Rent/mortgage: 22,000 - 25,000 (2BR in Syokimau/Kasarani/Ruaka)
- Food/groceries: 12,000
- Transport: 6,000
- Utilities (power, water, WiFi, airtime, gas): 5,000
- Medical cover/school fees buffer: 2,000 - 5,000

30% Wants = Sh 30,000
- Eating out/entertainment: 10,000
- Shopping/clothes/personal: 7,000
- Family/church/harambee: 7,000
- Travel/gym/Netflix/treats: 6,000

20% Wealth = Sh 20,000
- Emergency MMF - target 300K (3 months net salary): 5,000
- NSE - SCOM/KCB/EQTY: 7,000
- Bonds/REIT/SACCO: 8,000

[Mike Maples, Jr @m2jr]

Whoever runs this account, thank you for @Trail_Cams. Absolutely magical. Makes my day whenever I visit.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Thoughts on Ice Spice new tattoo 🤔