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[Tim @TimOBrien77]

The Nevada coach just slinging the f word around the locker room post game on live tv is one of the best things I've seen in a while

[girlboss appreciation account 🍸👩‍💼 @ThirdWayLib]

Very different reception for a crackhead when it’s not Hunter Biden

[Postseason Papi @FenwayAttendee]

8 scoreless innings for Crochet

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Because it wasn't fraud you dumb chucklefuck

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 NEW: Trump is headed back to Mar-a-Lago for another golf weekend. He’s now spent 38% of his presidency at his resorts — burning through $85 million in taxpayer cash.

Where’s the outrage from DOGE and the GOP? Hypocritical cowards.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The Table Rock Fire in South Carolina has now officially become the largest mountain fire in South Carolina history.

Where is Donald Trump?

Golfing for the 7th consecutive weekend!

REMEMBER what MAGA said about the California fires and Newsom and Biden? Where is your outrage here?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Every Republican but one in the Senate just voted to uncap bank overdraft fees at $5 meaning banks can charge more.

I want to hear right now from Republicans how this helps the average American.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

It must be miserable to genuinely think scientists, historians, and journalists spent their entire lives lying to you, but a reality TV celebrity with decades of documented fraud is your sole source of truth.

[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

There have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.

The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents of both parties to 11 different district courts in 7 different circuits.

Maybe it's not the judges?

[Sean Gardner Turner ProChoice Vote Blue Wear AMask @Allareblessed2]

I don't want Canada or Greenland.
I want PBS, Social Security, and
The Smithsonian.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Dude, Tesla would have gone BANKRUPT without $456 million from the government.

SpaceX would have gone BANKRUPT without $1.6 billion from the government.

Elon Musk would be worth $0 without $38 billion from the government.

Elon isn’t exposing fraud. He’s committing fraud.

[mike casca @cascamike]

isn’t this the same guy who wielded a chainsaw on stage to signify the jobs he was ending and the benefits he was cutting?

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

The guy who gleefully took food and medicine away from poor kids thinks mocking his company’s stock price is evil

What a little bitch

[Jack Spirko⚡️ @TheSurvivalPodc]

@XPHOENIXDRAGON That isn't a printed steak it is an absolutely retarded person pulling apart the filet on a porterhouse.

The filet is so delecate you have to be careful working with it because it is so tender you can pull it apart. How do I know? Just spent all last weekend butcher two cows.

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

George H.W Bush flew 58 combat missions in the Pacific during WW2, had his plane shot down and was the only survivor of his crew, eventually rescued by a sub - some of other pilots shot down during the same attack were captured and eaten by the Japanese in a cannibalistic ritual.

[R. Saoirse @razzli_]

MAGA for years:

“Sleepy Joe”
“Joe and the Hoe gotta go”
“Kamala Harris slept her way up to the top”
“Michelle Obama is man”
“Fuck your feelings, libtards”
“Let’s go Brandon”

Jasmine Crockett: “Governor Hot Wheels”

MAGA: “HOW DARE YOU!!!”

[Dan Arrows @Dan_Arrows]

3 hour drive ahead and wife just asked why WW1 broke out