Tim Orff

Native Atlantan and former famous radio non-celebrity; was once a VO actor until I hit my milestone of zero gigs. My opinions are my own.

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Being a parent means spending most of your day telling your kids that poop isn’t funny...but farts are.

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@kraftykoz @DanGheesling Go win a couple of !windrops while you’re waiting, Kozby.

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@kraftykoz @DanGheesling dangSmug

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@DanGheesling …how to end a sentence?

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@DanGheesling Devin seems to have done a good job. Wonka approved. Have fun little Ghees!

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@DOBrienATL Literally nothing happens until their ownership sees them as more than just stock shares.

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Thank you @rickygervais for #AfterLife. As someone who has experienced loss more than others, you hit home in a beautiful and poignant way that showcases the joy in life. Cheers.

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#GoDawgs!! #UGAvsAuburn

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The kids picked @TheWiIIoughbys for #pizzaandamovie night. Really good, especially @rickygervais as the cat. Reminded me of @myleftfang. #netflix

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@marko6262 *were

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@marko6262 The screams you heard was from our collective livers.

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Amid #coronavirus fears and to keep myself and my family safe, I am self-quarantining from paying my taxes until this national threat is over. Thanks for understanding.

#WashYourHands

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Go vote for my best friender Inciarte, @richsullivan and let’s make this slot permanent!

[Rich Sullivan @richsullivan]

I'll be on @talkofatlanta1 today 10am-1pm. Listen online at https://t.co/iBda3hxTMN and check the upper right hand corner of the site on either your desktop or mobile 😉

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Are we legitimately this stupid? My God. #coronavirus #coronabeer

[Bloomberg @business]

The coronavirus is hurting the Corona beer brand — and its maker's share price https://t.co/SRW4bNt5Ni

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@richsullivan @JohannaStyne1 Yes, syur!

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@AtlantaFalcons Me at kickoff

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Of all the terrible Atlanta sports based games, this was the Atlanta-iest. You want the @Braves better? Get rid of the ownership.

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Spending my birthday with the @Braves! Hanging in the @Delta club! #gobraves #hammeringhank

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@marko6262 @SunTrustPark @Braves I did. You were talking with some peeps. Keep up the good work, brother!

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@StephenNeslage Already ordered.