Timothy W Stevens

Hi , I'm a guy. I do stand up and make peoples food. I also have a Podcast called No Ones Watching. My mom is the star and it is on YouTube.

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I'm not looking for my wife. I'm looking for my Harold Ramis

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I'm raising money for Comedy Album: Guy in the Back. Click to Donate: http://t.co/fYuG2k2isc via @gofundme

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/QpXVosZ6t2

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Today, I sat down and tried to write a "racist joke". I gave up and realized that I am intolerant to racial humor.

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I read a really interesting article that explains how Miley Cyrus can't decide if she is a cat person or a dog person

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Show some class

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The votes are in. Hangover song of the century goes to.... Sia! Chandelier!

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Check it out http://t.co/cHlY9R0GWw

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"You do an awfully good impression of yourself"

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I really miss driving someone else crazy at night when I can't sleep. This single life BS has got to end, man.

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No One's Watching Episode 3 "Summer" https://t.co/qPMAaVPSXA via @YouTube

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Me and my fan

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I want a tattoo that reads "hi, I'm interesting........ Just kidding"

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My cats name is Garfield and I've come to realize that I am not Nermal #MentalHealthAwareness

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"Satan take the wheel"- Carrie Underwood's lil brother

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"Donald Trump, you a Chump!"- Bernie Mac Sanders

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Ep3 coming this week!