WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON SAYS THEY ARE MONITORING THE GLOBAL STOCK MARKET COLLAPSE AND OUTBREAK OF GLOBAL WAR AND ADVISE AMERICANS TO GET VACCINATED FOR COVID
> It's 2026
> Kamala is president
> Gensler is head of the SEC
> There is no Bitcoin federal reserve
> US govt is selling everything it confiscates
> Bull market ended over a year ago
> $74k was the top for $BTC
> Most of your alts are -90%
> Vibes are nonexistent
> Half your CT friends have real jobs
> Other half trade forex
> Parents ask you how "your trading career" is going
> Smile and say it's going great
> Meanwhile your portfolio is -75% ytd
> Go to bed
> "Tomorrow is another day"
When your Rolex wearing 41 year old son you haven’t seen in 4 months drives his equity mate Mercedes GLS up your driveway, comes in for a coffee and asks you for $30k to help cover the mortgage for the next 2 months
Avocados don’t have hands so we can’t “touch” grass…
Instead the interns have been coding all day and will code all day tomorrow to keep pumping out new products and features.
All internal $GUAC plans are currently on schedule. 🚀🚀
Using Solana to buy real shit using @guac_gg gift card system is elite.
Just spent my shit coin profit from this week.
One package at a time I’ll dca out the bull.
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