Timothy Ryan

[Timothy Ryan @Timothy_J_Ryan]

Not a lot of everything on this everything bagel, @DunkinDonuts

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I will not vote tomorrow unless @BuzzFeed can provide me with a list of all NYS candidate platforms explained through animated gifs.

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@eatfeats Had myself at 13.5 cannoli for @SanGennaroNYC. Think Subich said he had 23. Dunno for Conti or Larell, but pretty sure I was #7 ;)

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Medical Study Links Sudden Drops in Body Temperature to #ALS Onset in Young Adults. @TheOnion You know you want to run this.

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@RE_Games I have played more than enough Resident Evil to survive the #EbolaOutbreak.

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@iamDUDLIGHT Nice work!

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@AndrewWK Hell yeah it does. Pic from my apartment's annual plaid party.

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@danieltosh Fail your finals so you don't graduate. #twisdom

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@K2Challenge Planning on it. :)

[Timothy Ryan @Timothy_J_Ryan]

@ShalaneFlanagan, I'm calling you out. Race me in the @K2Challenge. 12 doughnuts, 5 miles, thousands of challengers.

[eatfeats @eatfeats]

Rich LeFevre eats 51 donuts to win @Zappos eating contest via @MeliGonZappos

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@NiallOfficial I think that cartwheel could use some work.

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@weatherchannel How come http://t.co/KaygDejXlx's alerts are so negative? Can't you ever just alert us that it's really nice out today?

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@JeffLoveness Podrick Payne is already a character.

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@eatingcontest Applied for East Rutherford! I've been training hard since St. Paul last year! #roadtoconey

[Bad Robot @bad_robot]

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." - Steven Wright #BRQuoteDuJour @StevenWright

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@nofate1991 @darrenrovell Nice math skills.

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@ATJogia @starwars Never tweet me the odds.

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@darrenrovell @K2Challenge I'll see you at the starting line! Thanks for the shout-out.