"God is our refuge and strength, a helper who can always be found in times of trouble. That is why we will not fear when the earth dissolves and when the mountains tumble into the heart of the sea." - Psa. 46:1-2 EHV
Tales of a Southerner in the Midwest:
Under-prepared for our ice storm, I went hunting for ice melt. The cashier at Dollar General thought I was saying "ice milk" because they pronounce it "melk."
The Rankin-Bass "Little Drummer Boy" teaches us that if you can only abide the company of animals and resent the existence of your fellow man, you're in the grips of a terrible spiritual malaise.
"If [Satan] dared to attempt to make himself commander of the heavenly army, will he keep himself from me, a common soldier? If he did not think twice to oppose the very Head (Matthew 4:3), is there any wonder that he attempts to destroy a weak member of the mystical body?"