A college professor got suspended for handing out my delicious chocolate, so I’m making sure everyone can hand it out!
Pre-order your Jeremy’s Chocolate in our new micro-aggression size, and give it to every kid you know this Halloween.
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I chuckle inside when someone calls me a boomer.
You know why?
Because I know my pre-internet, pre-cellphone, real music, real instruments, nature loving, kick the can, skateboarding, bicycle tag, cruising the strip, bonfires, bellbottoms, muscle cars, Saturday morning cartoons, roller-rinks, cookouts, and jamming Boston-Boston on my 8-track tape in my jacked-up Nova with mags ... was 100% a million times better than your brain-dead, sterile, boring AF, whiny iPhone childhood.