un.chien.andalusia

hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck

[dack @kcadbackwards]

When Johnny Knoxville dies I imagine he will experience a Dante's Inferno style journey but with Buster Keaton instead of Virgil

[PanAm ꓘK @PanAmCD]

"Wes Anderson is stuck in a rut. He's become a parody of himself. I wish he would do something different and remake The Royal Tenenbaums."

[turbomander @turbomander]

The only “mating press” I care about is when my mate presses all the right buttons on his video game controller!! #cooperativegameplay

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

How could I forget about a goat

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

Do you ever think about the story Adam West told about how he and Frank Gorshin got kicked out of an orgy because they decided to attend in-character as Batman and the Riddler

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

@Reefergrlfriend Being alive is rough, be a lot rougher if you were alone though. Which you are not pal

[street hater @street_Hater]

you gotta understand mel brooks was like one of the first people ever to be funny. her pussy the reason for EVERYBODY in the room

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

@Mrdoom1993 You??

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

That cptsd emotional flashback hits different in the middle of a shift

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

Nina Simone's Sinnerman may in fact be the greatest song ever recorded

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

Marvin, Erykah, and D'Angelo got me yearning like I've never yearned before

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

I think my soul aches? Like a bruise

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

I'm drowning in my thirst, swimming through the desert

[ittie pie lesbo bear @mahichos]

Genuinely what is anybody fuckign saying

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

Got the speaker in the dish-pit (the pit of dishes) now every workday is a dance party

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

It's like a jungle out there! Makes me wonder how I keep from going under? 🤔

[turbomander @turbomander]

might be controversial to say but elf maidens simply can’t hold a candle to a fine dwarf lass with the jungle legs and the braided bush

[un.chien.andalusia @TimothyFoolery]

@stupidgingerman Cathartic even

[miku ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 @ctrlyuu]

What’s his problem