Timothy™️

Timothy. Never Tim. | UMiami Nursing Student | 🏳️‍🌈 (as if there were ever any doubt ) | he/him/his

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@imanimosley Nooooo! I need more Jeff Goldblum as Zeus as Jeff Goldblum!

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@nthonysullivnjr Saw Audra in concert in August. She wasn’t allowed to sing any of Rose’s music, but she sang a pretty hysterical “If Momma Was Married” with Seth Rudetsky.

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@letsplaycroquet Oh, this man is your TYPE.

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@secondaryjess This sounds like an insanely challenging Super Mario Bro's level.

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@dfdunham I thought the saying went “no one would ever oppose affordable housing UNTIL it’s in their neighborhood”?

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@weeeelson This level of commitment is beautiful

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@nthonysullivnjr Someone tell my singer self ten years ago that I’m kinda obsessed with pediatric nursing 👶

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@misselizabetka The countertenor is inevitably wearing angel wings in one of the photos.

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@AkselToll If that were a Swiss train, she’d be dead.

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@misselizabetka When the cool school librarian chaperones prom

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@rob_rankin4 Didn’t realise you were in Utah these days. I was surprised by how much fun SLC is.

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@secondaryjess Please check with your healthcare provider before grapefruiting your man.

(Grapefruit blocks one of the liver enzymes responsible for metabolizing a lot of common drugs which can lead to toxic levels even on standard doses.)

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@YourFriendKevin Two classmates were singing his praises before class last week. I am in *nursing* school.

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@misselizabetka You better believe I would have very proudly sung the solo.

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@misselizabetka It’s giving elementary music concert in Mississippi. (We sang that Proud to be an American song.)

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@AkselToll Must I?

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@TedLBlack I still think about going to the doctor in Berlin.

The GP: “You need to see a specialist. Go next week.”

The receptionist: “Why would I talk about the cost with your insurance? That would be unethical.”

The physician: “You normally wait how long to get test results?!”

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@lasOH_nick Made a friend. It was great. I am the oldest in my program by a few years. Learning all the hip slang from the kids.

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@guysxtn I keep spray for when my boyfriend refuses sunscreen (apply upwind so he gets a misting) and lotion for when he feels cooperative.