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[Dexters Dad @TimothySanfor18]

@MarkHamill I hope he has many such honors. At least 20 to 50 years worth.

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@SaycheeseDGTL It just makes me want to ask “Hey, Guillermo, have any plans for Uranus?” There are plenty of people wanting a piece of that action.

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@SaycheeseDGTL I wonder what he charges for that? The last mission cost those passengers a life’s savings.

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@gifdsports Hey if the shoe fits, chew it.

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@BradleyWhitford Runnin through the jungle with my M16 I’m a stupid MF I forgot my Covid Vaccine. Ooooorah. Yeh they would have made us take it in the day we were told countless times we were government property. I saw a guy get UCMJ for destruction of military property for getting sunburnt.

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@jennifermcd93 @StephenKing Young Abe Lincoln

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@StephenKing Young Abe Lincoln

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@TillerCharlene @Lawrence Too empathetic.

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@klusterphluff @CNN Another freighter, a crane and a few hard hats to keep the safety guy happy. Or... helicopter and some cables. Not that hard to imagine.

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@FOX4 Brand new meaning to term Brexshit.

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@ABC Gives new definition to the term “A wahoo”

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@dallasnews Isn’t living in Texas already gambling?

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@wfaa Bound to make some people Grumpy and some Happy. Might be a Goofy idea but maybe they could open Minnie stores.

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@wfaa Kidnap and murder for that price? Couldn’t get me to visit Texas for $3500. Hell, apparently that wouldn’t even pay some of those people’s electric bills for the month.

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@ABC Buenos Airies would’ve been a better name for them.

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@TheEconomist In response to the reluctance of retailers to supply the public with their demand for pork, entrepreneurs have seized the opportunity. This pair of brothers deliver the much desired swine to a customer in Manila. Squeals on Wheels the next Door Dash.

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@ABC No remorse and still got all choked up.

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@StephenKing Stairs where Talking Tina takes her revenge on Telly Savalis.