Timothy Slattum

Trying to understand God better, be a better human, and your Snoke theory sucks.

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

Had a discussion elsewhere about the Sun Crusher convo with my son. Someone made a comment about people just needing to lightspeed ships through a star to destroy it. The following thread just fell out of my fingers:
#TLJanuary #TheLastJedi #StarWars 1/

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@questauthority @MonkeyBrain_4 You post anywhere else?

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@pete_mosher @MikeCosper He’s calling back to the woman’s outburst specifically.

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@muddletoes @AlsoACarpenter Supposedly he went to support as both a guard and a medic, the gloves are to keep blood and chemicals off his hands. So that explains the gloves, but it doesn’t explain how he absolutely wanted to go LARP as a Ranger in Mogadishu.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If our Christianity is somehow offended by the idea of everyone having food, shelter, drinkable water, and a livable wage, not only does this paint a deeply uncaring picture of our faith, but it also reveals that capitalism informs our beliefs more than the gospel of Jesus.

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@matttebbe Any plans on moving your non-substack discussions over to Threads?

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@AlsoACarpenter The core functionality is there, and the audience for sure is far less fascisty. But linking to and from Threads isn’t perfect yet, in part because it’s the Instagram backend which wasn’t designed to embed the way Twitter does. It’s a work in progress, but I’ve enjoyed it.

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@AlsoACarpenter Bradley, do you have a presence on Threads I can follow?

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Do you know how the X app first came into being? It was Twitter once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of app.

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@matttebbe Any presence on Threads yet? Trying to collect all my follows that are posting there too.

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

The last week on Twitter has been really an amazing string of WTF, even by the impressive standards of Elon. It's really funny when you put all the pieces together.

it's important to start at the beginning. Twitter's pretty broke.

(amusing thread)

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@mikekaess Well that’s the difference between the common aurebesh (which has no ‘X’)and the high imperial alphabets (which does have ‘X’)

*kill me now*

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(🧵) This is the story of how far-right snowflakes afraid of free speech and facts—obsessed, instead, with their Big Important Feelings and using speech to brutalize others—destroyed Twitter.

I hope you’ll follow along and share this to the extent the Musk Algorithm allows it.

[Ben Burgis @BenBurgis]

A silly joke I heard the other day that rings WAY too true lately.

Two conservatives meet.

First: "I'm a conservative."
Second: "Awesome. Me too. Want to go to a BBQ?"
First: "Absolutely!"

Two leftists meet.

First: "I'm a leftist."
Second: "Oh really? We'll see about that."

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@StrongTowns When does the Threads engagement start?

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@mikekaess This is about the only thing Foundation-related that I’ve been able consume entirely.

https://t.co/vhblCO1Gqp

[Timothy Slattum @TimothySlattum]

@mikekaess https://t.co/eF9qrdOjCk

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

but they were, all of them, deceived, for another Monday was made

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: I'm glad you're with me Sam, here at the end of all tweets

SAM: Rate limit exceeded, Mr. Frodo

[A Certain Point of View @acpovcrew]

I’m using one of your 600 tweets to remind you that Luke walking out of the shame of his past and into peace & purpose is, in fact, badass. #TheLastJedi