Tim

hanging on by a thread at this point

[Tim @Timprovising]

reminder that not sexually assaulting women isn't a "higher standard", it's the bare fucking minimum

[Tim @Timprovising]

I just straight up forgot that Le Mans was on this weekend🤡🥲

[Tim @Timprovising]

so last year I found out I'm demisexual. then recently I learned about the accompanying flag and I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it. regardless, happy pride and stuff

[Tim @Timprovising]

if I had a Nickel for every time an international celebrity was roughly 200 meters away from my home, I would have two Nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

[💙💛 Regina Laska @Sunnymica]

Merz erklärt uns erneut, dass die, die fleißig sind, jetzt noch eine Schippe drauflegen müssen. Zusammenreißen. Reformen. Gemeinsam.
Ich frage mich ernsthaft, wen er da anspricht.

Kein Mensch, der heute morgen aufsteht und arbeiten geht, braucht einen Kanzler, der ihm sagt, er solle sich bitte noch mehr anstrengen. Die Deutschen arbeiten.

Das Problem ist nicht der Fleiß der Bevölkerung. Das Problem ist die Regierung.

Wirtschaftsministerin Reiche will die erneuerbaren Energien töten und zurück zu fossilen Brennstoffen.
Korrupte Figuren wie Jens Spahn werden gehegt und gepflegt.
Taurus liegt noch im Lager – obwohl Merz vor der Wahl großgetönt hat.

Außenpolitisch sind wir dermaßen tief im Keller, dass unser Kanzler Trump sogar angeboten hat, Deutschland als braven Ansprechpartner statt der EU zu nehmen, anstatt mit einer europäischen Stimme zu sprechen.

Er wollte Europa anführen. Stattdessen schickt er uns Motivationsvideos, die keiner braucht.

Was ist das? Die Übersprungshandlung eines Kanzlers, der vor lauter Problemen lieber uns Bürger angreift anstatt endlich aufzuräumen und sein Rückgrat zu finden?

[Tim @Timprovising]

another year on this hellsite and I refuse to leave because I was here before him and I am nothing if not petty

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Zuckerberg's yacht once sailed 9,600 nautical miles, burned 676,800 liters of diesel, and waited two months in the South Pacific for him to show up.

He never came. It turned around and went home.

The vessel burns 1,165 gallons of diesel per hour at cruising speed. The carbon output of 630 cars running simultaneously. In nine months, it produced 5,300 tons of CO2, what 400 American households emit in an entire year.

Meta's sustainability report pledges net zero across their value chain by 2030. Zuckerberg's personal fleet (there's a $30 million support vessel that follows the yacht everywhere carrying submarines, helicopters, and water toys) produced more emissions on that single empty round trip than most people will generate in a lifetime.

The fuel tank holds 423,700 liters. A full fill costs about $230,000. Based on his 2024 wealth increase, Zuckerberg earns that in under 90 seconds.

Net zero is a line item in someone else's budget. It always was.

[Tim @Timprovising]

why on earth was the person who first suggested daylight savings not immediately stoned to death

[Tim @Timprovising]

why do they look like they fell off a motorcycle at 200 km/h

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Unique race suits. Unique helmets. Unique collaboration.

Presenting our look for Suzuka, with Y-3 😮‍💨

[Tim @Timprovising]

AYOOOOOOO

[Netflix @netflix]

IT'S OFFICIAL HUNTERS 💫  KPOP DEMON HUNTERS will return for a sequel written and directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans.

“I feel immense pride as a Korean filmmaker that the audience wants more from this Korean story and our Korean characters. There’s so much more to this world we have built and I’m excited to show you. This is only the beginning.” — Maggie Kang

[Wesley Clark Stan 🇷🇴🇪🇺☦️ @Mr96526948]

What pisses me off the most about modern fascism is how bullshit all of its grievances are. Fascism first rose because a generation was scarred from war and impoverished. Now it rose because a bunch of losers couldn't stop jerking off to video games

[Tim @Timprovising]

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY MORE OWL HOUSE CONTENT GETS RELEASED I AM IN HEAVEN

[Tim @Timprovising]

pardon my freaking out this series is basically my Roman empire so it will be happening again

[Tim @Timprovising]

I am so violently unwell babe
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT RELEASES IN TWO MOTHS ALREADY???

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘LIFE IS STRANGE: REUNION’ has been announced & will release on March 26

“By and for fans of the original, Life is Strange: Reunion finally brings Max and Chloe’s saga to a definitive close”

[Tim @Timprovising]

how do people unironically drink gin tonic? that stuff is so disgustingly vile

[Rick Garrido @RickGPunkt]

Das Konzept:
"Mach einfach genau das was der Polizist sagt, ansonsten darf er dich in Panik erschießen"
ist so unglaublich gestört
Wer das verteidigt ist mental bei 8 Jahren hängen geblieben und ein HS

Und nein, ich meine keine Situation wo es wirklich um leben und tod geht

[Tim @Timprovising]

im still drunk and my vocal chords are shot but fuck me it was one of the best nights I've had in YEARS

[Tim @Timprovising]

happy new year my fellow central europeans <3

[Tim @Timprovising]

merry crisis

[Tim @Timprovising]

I don't fucking want the "AI experience" tho, I want affordable RAM and GPUs

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Micron warns RAM shortages will last beyond 2026, noting that "more memory is essential" for the AI experience

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Reminder: Shaming these losers works. Dont stop.